RIDICULOUS FASHION at its BEST

So that your body can look like it's in a Barbie box.

Agatha's at is again, with this absurdity.

If I see an egg walking down the street I’m going to eat it.

Socks are bad enough with sandals, but THESE! OH NO.

WHITE PANTS ARE ALMOST ALWAYS A NO. NO.

First off WHITE LEGGINGS or stretchy pants are extra bad….if you need the stretch, you most likely DON’T need the white pants. Period.

Does it come with batteries?

Oh Alexander....shoes too??? Double whammy.

I’m so disappointed!

Just in case you WANT you legs to look like tree trunks.

Gross, never.

A Human Durian

The closest thing to a Giraffe Halloween costume.

Lady Ga Ga the QUEEN of ODD FASHION

And ridiculously, awesome and sexual pop tunes.

In case you're out gathering water.

LEATHER PANTS AND PATCH WORK= VOMIT.

Jean DRESSES

An old trend, but still a trend that sticks and hurts my soul.

I'm just happy that you can only find these in Brazil, apparently.

Please don’t go searching for them if you don’t believe me, it’s not worth it.

Pinocchio on ACID

Toothpicks in Bodysuits. This is the ONLY time this outfit is acceptable.

Marie Antoinette drowning in linens.

MC HAMMER GONE COUTURE

All I have to say is shame on you Armand Basi One.

For the couture HUNTERS and their prey

Sheer pants? Is this for strippers who hate skirts?

Estelle channeling the JETSONS.

Is this a hat, or a Butterfly orgy???

Is she Cotton Candy or the ghost of Tin Foil past?

Your call.

Christopher Kane has a field day at Hobby Lobby

This is just a painful result of a craft project gone terribly wrong. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt an assume he was drunk.

Two designers, two HORRENDOUS CHOICES.

Quite sure I've wanted both of these at some point....