The Funniest Street Signs

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One of the most enjoyable parts of road-tripping, other than the free-standing Chick-fil-A and ridiculous rest stop gift shops, is surely the road signs seen along the way. Whether they are doctored up (um, grafittied) or stand on their own naturally, they're always good for a laugh. What are the funniest YOU have seen?

Stop...Hammer Time!

From the looks of Flickr, these signs are everywhere! Sadly, I have never seen one. But hey, that’s something to look forward to when going the “scenic route.” The VERY scenic route, as these will obviously only be found on Stop signs.

I hope you have health insurance

Because you’re about to get your face bashed in on some gravel. That’s gonna leave a mark!

Turdles

This sign would be the disturbing focus, if not for the more than half-naked hair mean with a sweatband and potbelly standing next to it.

How long has it been since your last confession?

Too late! You bypassed Purgatory and went straight to H-E-Double Hockey Stick!

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Yes, yes it is.

added by brianp 03/13/2009
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Maybe not really a street sign, but funny anyway.

added by brianp 03/13/2009

A perfect example of my theory that Germans are seriously messed up.

added by Andrea D 06/05/2009

Human Distress

I get such a kick out of the different types of human figures that get abused in warning signs.

added by Andrea D 06/05/2009

Bridge Is Out

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added by Head 06/12/2009
 

No holding the hand of your small child!

Stop it! Survival of the fittest. If she’s going to run into oncoming traffic, so be it! Clearly she is not one of the smart kids. ???

What gives, Paris?

I hope you like alligators

Because you’re about to get reeeeeal intimate with one.

Come again?

You’re going to…fall off of a lego?

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Speaks for itself.

added by brianp 03/13/2009

Sugah Cain Lane

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How much more enjoyable would my life be if I lived on this street. I might just have to move to NC.

added by Susie 03/17/2009

How Slow?

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We had something similar in the town I went to high school in, but, this one, just because of the way the sign reads, makes me laugh. And then I realize I’m going to be seeing that above sign leading to that one town in Michigan…

added by egodeth 05/28/2009

But, but... I DO do it at home

added by Andrea D 06/05/2009
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