When you go to jail, your mugshot belongs to the ages. And in today’s world, once you get it taken, it belongs to the Internet. Be sure to make it one worth remembering. Sure the Smoking Gun has more listed, but do you really want to go through all of them and find the best? Just look below. Oh, and yeah, I know I spelled “ever” incorrectly. Hey, like to complain about this? Good.
#21 – My Soul
Stop staring into it!
#20 – Happiness
is a bleeding head. Wait, I screwed up the song.
#19 – LOL WUT
The color palette hates you, dude. As do my retinas.
#18 – Redheads are Crazy
It’s true. That look. The excess teeth in the smile. Scary.
But somehow inviting.
#17 – High head
I’ve seen a lot of jokes about this guy and fornicating with a squirrel. Or of his resemblance to Beavis.
I’m going to take the high road unlike the others and say he was trying to get the smooth on with a small badger.
#16 – Sexy
What’s the word that’s the opposite of that?
#15 – Dunno
what this guy’s doing, but it makes me laugh.
#14 – Truth in Advertising
#13 – Blackface?
Really? You want to wear this when going to the joint?
#12 – The Hair
I was going to make a Something About Mary joke here, but that’s too easy.
Aw, screw it – “hey, this guy looks like Cameron Diaz!”
#11 – The Popped Collar
Remember that no matter how cool you are, you’re not popped collar cool.
#10 – Really?
You are? Wow, and here I thought all those frat boys screaming that while drunk on PBR were really Rick James. Maybe he meant “I’m Rick James’ Bitch”?
#9 – Raccoons
Raccoons with glitter. It’s the end times.
#8 – Painted Face
Huffing is not a joke.
#7 – Woah!
What the hell is that? Get it away from me!
#6 – Looks
“Who farted Y’all?”
#5 – Beardo
This beard is awesome. It totally makes me forget he’s bald.
#4 – Lovely Locks
This guy obviously read AlexandraF’s Guide to keeping your curly hair beautiful.
#3 – Scary
This guy looks like he’s going to be a great little league coach, right honey?
#2 – Caught by Surprise
Really, who doesn’t?
And the #1 Best Mugshot
This guy rules. I don’t care what he did.