Your All-time Favorite Most Awesome Movie Quotes
by JessicaJoy
17 contributors - October 31, 2008
+ Add To This Guide
Rate Guide
(9)
Humor | Local & Entertainment
- expand all
- -
- 2 comments
- |
- 4 discussions
.jpg)
Being in the film industry, a writer, and a person with a sense of humor, I am one of those people who really appreciate good one-liners and am not afraid to repeat them... over and over and over. So here are some of my favorites and the movies they are from. (Or TV shows... a lot of my favorites come from The Office.) Add your favs too and we'll all have a good laugh. (They don't have to be funny. My quote from When Harry Met Sally is just really freaking cute.)
From: Anchorman
“They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.”
“You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.”
“What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Wow, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.”
From: Zoolander
“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”
“I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.”
From: Wayne's World
“If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be prailines and dick”
added by GillianS 10/31/2008
From: High Fidelity
Laura: Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something else than this. It either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.
Rob: No. I only have a few left, I’ve been saving them for later.
Laura: Right. It’ll have to be sex, then.
Rob: Right. Right.
added by Matt Fried 11/01/2008
The Big Lebowski
Walter: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
Walter: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Walter: Smokey, this is not ’Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
added by JayFerris 11/02/2008
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
My year-round feel good movie . . .
A quote we say to our Mom quite often:
“You couldn’t hear a dump trunk driving through a nitro-glycerine plant”
Also:
“Hey, Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that big?”
“Bend over and I’ll show you.”
“You can’t talk to me like that.”
“I wasn’t talking to you.”
added by Karey Ann 11/02/2008
A Clockwork Orange
Some choice quotes from one of my favourite films – that probably says more about me than most things….
——-
Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
———
Alex: Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?
———
Dim: What did you do that for?
Alex: For being a bastard with no manners, and not a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise, O my brother.
Dim: I don’t like you should do what you done, and I’m not your brother no more and wouldn’t want to be.
Alex: Watch that. Do watch that, O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou dost wish.
Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I’ll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. Well, it stands to reason I won’t have it.
Alex: A nozh scrap any time you say.
Dim: Doobidoob. A bit tired, maybe. Best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right, right?
———
Alex: Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
added by brianp 11/05/2008
BEST MOVIE EVER
BEST “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” IN A FILM AMIRITE?
added by Anonymous 11/05/2008
From: Old School
All Frank, obviously:
“I’ll be in the neighborhood later on and I was wondering if you maybe wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food if that would be agreeable. Damnit.”
“You know, I was thinking we could go back home…have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo cd. No? You weren’t thinking that? Ok.”
“Um well actually a pretty nice little Saturday. We’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.”
“Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!”
added by Susie 11/10/2008
Since we are making these short quotes, I will stick to the punchlines.
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don’t want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola!
Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Jim Gaffigan: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
added by MidtownSurprise 01/13/2009
From: When Harry Met Sally
“You made a woman meow?”
“I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
From: Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
“Come on out! (sings) Oh, the weather outside is weather…”
From: The Office
“Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. “Little Kid Lover”. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at."
Jim: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…
Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears beat “Battlestar Galactica.”
Dwight: Bears do not – what’s going on? What are you doing?
From: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
“Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.”
added by Elijay 11/01/2008
Tommy Boy
Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard Hayden: I know, they’re called doctors
“That’s gonna leave a mark!”
But honestly, almost every line in the movie is great.
added by aliciak 11/02/2008
Boondock Saints
Sorry, I just can’t get this one out of my system. The movie is a classic and Willem Defoe is marvelous . . . . oh yeah, the best quote is:
“Is it dead?”
and soon after:
“I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.”
added by Karey Ann 11/02/2008
Super Troopers
This movie is not on the same level as Tommy Boy, Office Space, some Will Ferrell flicks, but for whatever reason, I laughed at some parts till my stomach hurt. Was it the wine? The friends I was with? I don’t know.
“Liter is French for give me my f—-ing cola!”
Best line of the movie.
added by aliciak 11/02/2008
The Jerk
Navin: “Marie, now just stay calm. Stay calm. Don’t look down, don’t look down! Look up! Just keep your eyes up and keep them that way, o.k.! Waiter there are snails on her plate. Now get them out of here before she sees them! Look away, just look away, keep your eyes that way! You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food! There are so many snails there you can’t even see the food! Now take those away and bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!”
Waiter: “Oui monsieur.”
Navin: “Can you believe this? First, they didn’t have the bamboo umbrellas for the wine, and now snails on the food! Two boobs! That’s what he takes us for!”
added by Dead C 11/05/2008
Parker Posey in Best In Show
[when looking for her dog’s “Busy Bee” squeak toy]
“This isn’t a BEE. This is a BEAR in a BEE costume!”
added by Elissa 11/02/2008
.jpg "Shawna")
.jpg "Elissa")
Clueless [The Movie]
“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ‘cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much." ~Cher
added by thatshortchick 11/10/2008
From: Wedding Crashers
Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn’t we? Jeremy Grey: No We did not have a moment
at the dinner table, Todd! Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this shit? Rule #32: You don’t commit to a relative unless you’re absolutely positive they have a pulse. John Beckwith: Rule #16: Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot. Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
added by ihatesomuch 11/12/2008
STEP BROTHERS!!!
" Your voice sounds like a combination between FERGIE and Jesus"
I’ve personally been told this before ;) Best line, ever.
added by Chelsea 11/12/2008
"Even your adultress is superior to mine: Yours plays the oboe." - Ben Kingsley in Elegy
added by Elissa 01/13/2009
Guides We Think You'll Like
.jpg "Being Tall is Awesome!")
.jpg "Movies of the Week 2/06/2009")
.jpg "Skip Work And Do THIS Instead...")
.jpg "Independence Day For Dummies")
- |
- |
- |
- |
- share this
.jpg "ethwiny")
-
I can’t think of just one!!!!
.jpg "Anonymous")
-
Also, you get a thumbs up for being as cute as a button.
.jpg "JessicaJoy")
-
Well I am a geek, so it fits.
.jpg "JessicaJoy")
Contributors To This Guide
.jpg "Fool-proof ways to publicly humiliate yourself")
.jpg "How to be a Hot Mess a.k.a That Girl")
.jpg "How to Dress Your Head")
.jpg "Awkward Family Portraits will make you say \"WTF?\"")
.jpg "Super Sexy Body Art")
.jpg "Food is SO SEXY, I want to TAT my body with it!")
.jpg "Being Invisible is Being Awesome")
.jpg "ENGLISH Mother Fornicator- Do You Speak it?!")
.jpg "Be The Best Pen Pal You Can Be! In San Francisco")
.jpg "Quality Woodcraft")
.jpg "Extreme Acts of Patriotism")
Add Our Widget To Your Site
.jpg)
What Is the Your Favorite Color?
Blue... no Green!
Discussions