Lance Armstrong

The Tour de France darling is the biggest individual water user in Austin, using over 300 thousand gallons of water (38 times the amount of an average Austin household!) in July 2008 alone. If that’s not enough, and he also dated an Olsen twin.

Jamie Lynn Spears

Usually, when a 16-year old girl becomes pregnant, there are tears, angry parents, and – oh, my! – shame. But lucky Jamie Lynn got an OK! cover (and, presumably, a hefty payday) with her newborn baby girl and lots and lots of career-boosting press.

Madonna

Okay, she DID say she’s a Material Girl, so Madonna gets points for being honest. I guess. But, she bought the London house next to hers for a whopping $12 million! Why? To house a gym just, for her scarily muscular arms. Maybe she’ll stop kicking people out of public gyms? Sheesh.

Jennifer Lopez

Jenny from the block kept it real by reportedly spoiling her newborn twins with their own masseuse, as well as splurging on two Shetland ponies and a color therapist.

I am sorry, did she get famous for the nose, via her sister, or because she got caught on SNL… All signs point to $$$$... Plus, there are a lot of big noses out there who are very rich and successful… I liked it before Ashlee!

Kanye West

The picture alone displays how high-maintenance Kanyeezy has become. From spending £2,000 on a curry to spending £100,000 on custom lights for one stage performance (worse is the carbon footprint that leaves behind!), Kanye is seriously spoiled.