The People of Wal-Mart

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All across these great United States, there is one universal constant: Shoppers at Wal-Mart and their disdain for any sense of decency. Whether it's a pair of cut-off jeans or that tank top that should have been turned into a rag years ago, there's always something interesting happening in the aisles of Wal-Mart.

Oregon

Portland, OR

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2 cases of Ramen…….wonder where he goes to college?

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by susie  09/08/2009

Ohhh wow. This is SO sad.

California

Glendora , CA

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Even when mullets were in style this would have been considered a tad much.

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by coffee_slut  09/04/2009

Mullets can always be spotted here.

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Is it even legal to look this good?

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by alexandraf  09/03/2009

WoW!

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by the_mean_...  09/03/2009

WHAT THE HELL???…..he’s so disproportionate.

by ekedo  05/04/2010

oh yeah, who else thinks he has the hips for Vouge magazine?

Arizona

Page, AZ

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Just a goat shopping at Walmart…….I don’t see what’s so funny

Texas

Corinth, TX 76210

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This guy was the complete package:
- Faded forearm tattoos. CHECK
- Country/Western shirt from 1987. CHECK
- Stylish goatee, braided at chin. CHECK
- Do rag not covering up mullet. CHECK
- Pen in shirt pocket. WTF???

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by coffee_slut  09/04/2009

Hey! I’ve seen this guy before! Probably at another Walmart somewhere.

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by susie  09/08/2009

It looks like he’s going to get his passport photos taken. Maybe he’s going back to 1987?!

Washington

Renton, WA

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Seriously?

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by emerald_d...  09/03/2009

AMEN! That looks like something that would be done in Wenatchee…

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by alexandraf  09/03/2009

Dude, come on… I’m from Washington, and Rennntttiiiinnn is definitely more ghetto than this shot represents…

by jamey  11/14/2009

Tim Blackmons RIDE parked at Wal-Mart

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Oh how I could sing the songs of wonder that danced through my head when I saw this. >From the knock-off air jordans, to the acid wash jeans, the potbelly hanging out under the game jersey, the hospital wrist band, the half mullet…I could go on for hours about the happiness I got from catching this mythical beast on camera, but instead, as so many before me have done, I will let the picture speak my thousand words

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Buy the prepay phone and call a tailor!

by ekedo  05/04/2010

uhm… hay sir i think your butt is broken. i can see a crack in it

New York

Clifton Park, NY

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I…Aahh…..umm…..ya……I.. I ain’t got nothin. Speechless .. WOW

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by coffee_slut  09/04/2009

Are her legs tucked underneath her her fat?

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by aliciak  09/05/2009

“Look, I an do a split!”

by johnm  07/29/2010

Huh

Vermont

Bennington, VT

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How cute and cuddly are those stuffed…….OH MY GOD!

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by aliciak  09/05/2009

Bar hair day? I’m sure it’s a fluke.

by ekedo  05/04/2010

OMG it’s the sister of the bride of Frankenstein!

Louisiana

Hammond , LA

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Kind of glad we don’t get a glimpse of the front…

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by alexandraf  09/03/2009

Do you think she has a MAC in there?

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by djbriane  09/03/2009

Definitely. A Big Mac. Maybe a Whopper too.

by ekedo  05/04/2010

hay hunny wardrobe malfunction. the back boobs belong OVER the bra string

 

Pennsylvania

Trafford, PA

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A classic Walmart pose of the likes we have never before seen. This man deserves those cheese nips!

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by susie  09/05/2009

Jorts! The uniform of Walmart. And I’m very impressed you noticed those were Cheese Nips!

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My Tarot cards says she is shopping for 1.

Kentucky

Louisville , KY

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Oops she did it again??

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by emerald_d...  09/03/2009

OMG!

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by coffee_slut  09/04/2009

AHHHH! Tuck that back in there hun.

by ekedo  05/04/2010

omg. what happened to that whale.. i mean lady

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Pimpin’ ain’t easy at the walmart

by ekedo  05/04/2010

they see me rollin, they hatin…

South Carolina

Conway, SC

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2 mullets, 1 shot.

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by alexandraf  09/03/2009

priceless.

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by keifer  09/08/2009

What an abundance of mullets!

by ekedo  05/04/2010

ah yes. the rare Mullet Monkeys. spotted in their natural habitat

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What are the chances of finding shorts to match that shirt? What are the chances of finding a girl to talk to a guy who found shorts to match that shirt?

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by susie  09/05/2009

Oooh he looks so smooth. I bet he scored himself a date. All because of that HOT outfit!

by ekedo  05/04/2010

oh yes, nothing hotter than wacky print clothes that match. just makes you wanna jump on him and say “take me you print coordinated male” ….or perhaps not

Tennessee

Johnson City, TN

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Its like it has its own personality.

by ekedo  05/04/2010

i feel so ashamed to live in tennessee

Virginia

Richmond, VA

by maryl1  06/29/2010

This is sue’s prom date, hopin she get a sexy prom dress!

by maryl1  06/29/2010

he is so cute!

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Don’t worry about where the baby is.

by ekedo  05/04/2010

it’s the hunchback of WalMart!!

Florida

Volusia , FL

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Are these short enough? Hell no! roll them bi*ches up some more!

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Like a bad western movie but worse.

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by theuglyone  09/03/2009

he still has time to be saved!!

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by aliciak  09/05/2009

I’m afraid he doesn’t. :(

by ekedo  05/04/2010

oh lord… what will he look like when he’s older shivers

Missouri

Cameron , MO

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I have to assume that this guy, in a fit of rage after a monster truck rally or tractor pull, ripped off his sleeves and then went to Wal-Mart to get a few cases of beer to enjoy on the couch on his front porch.

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by alexandraf  09/03/2009

“I believe I can fly…”

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by theuglyone  09/03/2009

mississippi mud?

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by philharding  09/04/2009

No – that is a new wind resistance training method, while pushing weight. He is training for the 2012 olympics.

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Good thing I have this guide because there are NO Wal-Marts here in New York City, and how could I get my fix?!