The Tan, Tanner, and Tanorexic
What ever happened to the normal additions, like alcoholism and nymphmania? I've even heard of Pagophagia (addiction to chewing ice) or geophagy (addiction to eating dirt) but an addiction to tanning? WTF? What is the world coming to? Who else has tanorexic tendencies?
Project Runway's Blayne Walsh
Here’s Blayne Walsh looking like a sunburnt duck in front of Seattle’s DList Magazine. Somehow Blayne survived PR even after he created this tampon/diaper leotard atrocity.
Just so we’re clear, Balyne is not really from Seattle but eastern Washington. Don’t judge us.
I have an addiction to dressing better than everyone else.. maybe that should be on there?
The Anorexic, Tanorexic Tan
It must be hot in hell. She looks like she is rotting.
The Tan Politician
John Kerry WAY overdid it on the tanning beds. Dude looks like his face is going to fall off. People probably didn’t vote for him because of the message they feared he’d be sending our children about sun safety!
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Susie 05/22/2009
The Designer Tan
Valentino, of all people, you should know that this looks bad.
Tanorexia: This Douchebag Disease is Bonafide
The Timeless Over Tan
How is George Hamilton not one gigantic walking melanoma by now?
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