The Tan, Tanner, and Tanorexic

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What ever happened to the normal additions, like alcoholism and nymphmania? I've even heard of Pagophagia (addiction to chewing ice) or geophagy (addiction to eating dirt) but an addiction to tanning? WTF? What is the world coming to? Who else has tanorexic tendencies?

Project Runway's Blayne Walsh

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Here’s Blayne Walsh looking like a sunburnt duck in front of Seattle’s DList Magazine. Somehow Blayne survived PR even after he created this tampon/diaper leotard atrocity.

Just so we’re clear, Balyne is not really from Seattle but eastern Washington. Don’t judge us.

The Jersey Boy Tan

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Another One Just For Fun

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The Anorexic, Tanorexic Tan

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It must be hot in hell. She looks like she is rotting.

The Tan Politician

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John Kerry WAY overdid it on the tanning beds. Dude looks like his face is going to fall off. People probably didn’t vote for him because of the message they feared he’d be sending our children about sun safety!

added by Susie 05/22/2009
 

The Designer Tan

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Valentino, of all people, you should know that this looks bad.

The Alien Tan

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The Vintage Flick Tan

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The Club Kid Spray Tan

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The Timeless Over Tan

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How is George Hamilton not one gigantic walking melanoma by now?

added by JayFerris 05/23/2009
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BTW— the term tanorexic is ridiculously awesome. Why have I not heard this before?!