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Ugh. First dates are never easy, so why do we keep putting ourselves through the potentially awkward/awful/infuriating social situations they often times inevitably bring? To keep hope alive that somewhere out there you WILL eventually find your perfect match?!? Not so sure about that one...but in the meantime, first dates continue to provide me (and my friends) with countless entertaining stories to laugh about. So, spill it! Share your most hilarious WTF first date moments with me. :)
"Wow, You're the Cheapest Date Ever!"
We split a pizza and I had an iced tea and when the bill came, this is what he enthusiastically said to me.
He's Shorter Than You
I’m average height for a girl, but when I’m almost towering over a guy on a first date, it’s usually safe to say it wont work out..
He said...WHAT?!??
I once went out with a guy who said (and I quote) “I like to date younger girls because they don’t have a biological clock ticking! I can have babies whenever I want!”
Gross.
Nip on outta here!
Oh the stories I have about awkward first dates…One of the most awkward would have to be the conversation that started out…“so what do you think of all the mexicans?” excuse me? what do i what? wrong on so many levels…i didn’t even respond, thus ensued the prolonged awkward silence and my five minute stare at the exit sign.
Another good one was the first date that would not stop with the nutty professor imitations (insanely hot!) and detailed his extensive cufflink collection, 3500 in all! His favorite you ask? A pair of nipples….i think we’re done here!
added by canarywine 03/11/2009
Bad Movie Choice
Next time, choose a movie that has good reviews!
added by Michelle Daler 03/11/2009
"So How Does It Feel to be Going Out with Me..."
“…if I had a trophy right now, I’d give it to you because this is kind of a big deal!”
Yep. That’s what he said.
Pre-Gaming on the First Date
Not Kidding: He showed up to my doorstep carrying a bottle of Jim Beam in a paper bag and asked me for soda to pre-game before we went out.
Needless to say, it only went downhill from there.
We Disagreed on Politics
That rule about not bringing up politics or religion on the first couple of dates? Yeah, it’s there for a reason.
Naming our future child...
I went out with a guy in college that announced on our first (and only) date, “So do you want kids? Because I’m going to have a girl and name her Independence, and we’re going to call her Indy.” Check, please.
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Too Tipsy?
When is a date ever fun when the guy is already done for the night?
added by Michelle Daler 03/11/2009
Chatting
Guys need to put their cell phone aside when on a date. Don’t keep the ladies waiting!
added by Michelle Daler 03/11/2009
"My favorite book?..."
“…well, I know it sounds bad for a teacher to say Lolita, but..”
Then, maybe, don’t, say, it.
added by GillianS 03/12/2009
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