When Normal People Make Celebrities Cry

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Shame on you, normal people! Celebrities need their space, too. How dare any of us decide to frustrate these artists and impresarios with our problems? After all, can't we just deal with ourselves and leave the hardworking folks of Hollywood, New York, and the San Fernando Valley alone? Apparently not. Some people (and I mean PEOPLE, not the walking gods on Earth that I pay to entertain me) just don't get it.

I'm sorry, Christian Bale (NSFW)

Bale flips out on the set of TERMINATOR: SALVATION after the director of photography decides to check the light of a scene while it’s being shot. What an idiot. Doesn’t anybody know that you just let the lighting look bad – and not care about the money being spent on the film – because AN ACTOR IS MAKING ART!!!!

I'm sorry, Russell Crowe

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I don’t know what a hotel attendant could’ve done to anger Mr. Crowe, but whatever it was, he was totally deserving of a cellphone in the face.

I'm sorry, Kanye West (NSFW)

You’ve made millions of dollars. You’re name is known all over the globe. But you still haven’t won an MTV award. Man, you’ve got it rough. MTV… wow, blew it again.

I'm sorry, Billy O'Reilly (NSFW)

How dare somebody not have copy written on a teleprompter when Bill is trying to film a promo?!? I’m surprised he was able to keep his cool so easily.

 

I'm sorry, Sean Penn

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Here he is trying to take a walk, AND A PHOTOGRAPHER WANTS HIS PICTURE?!?!?

I'm sorry, Alec Baldwin (NSFW)

I don’t know what Dore The Explorer did to anger Mr. Baldwin, but the man is in his complete right to fly off the handle with her. If it weren’t for him, I’d have to no reason to live after a Thursday.

I'm sorry, Paula Abdul

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… I’m just sorry.

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