How to be a Famous Mistress

Get Naked

Sienna Miller who ended up the mistress of Balthazar Getty knew exactly how to reel him in- get naked and act charming….wear a quirky hat, be care free to the extreme and make him remember what it was like before he had a few kids and an exhausted wife.

Make 'em pay for it

Ashley Dupre, famed professional escort to Eliot Spitzer wasn’t only working the charm to make him fall in love with her, she was working his pocket book- and taking it to the bank. As a door girl at hot clubs around nyc, there’s no way she would be living in a condo in the Flatiron Distrcit of Manhattan.

Be the NANNY

You become close to the children, the man is attracted to your affection, your warmth and ability to care for a child….in his head meaning; your ability to care for his, you know what. This was the case with actor Jude Law’s nanny Daisy Wright. Jude was then engaged to Sienna Miller (picture above and naked- what goes around comes around?) and began sleeping with the nanny…the news broke and the engagement was called off. Sienna has since learned a few lessons on being “the other woman” is seems.

Wear dumb hats and be an intern:

Monica Lewinsky is undoubtedly one of the most famous mistresses of our time. Famous for “Servicing” President Bill Clinton in the oval office, Monica has taught aspiring mistress one thing: wear stupid hats, be an intern, and gossip.

Be HALF the age of his wife

Diana Bianchi was the eighteen year old babysitter to Christie Brinkley who’s husband Peter Cook began sleeping with. Turns out being young and being a babysitter are attractive attributes to the cheating male.

Be a Spicy Latina

As in the case with Mayor of California Anthony Villaragosa and Telemundo TV Reporter Mirthala Salinas.

Be the "personal assistant...." and get "in" with the wife

When the wife trusts you, that’s when her guard is down and the mistresses go in for the kill. Rebecca Loos was the personal assistant to soccer player David Beckham for four month in 2004, during that time they had an affair…..months later Victoria Beckham forgave David and they went about their lives. No wonder Posh Spice looks so pissed all the time.

Get the same haircut!!

Sara Symonds was the “professional mistress” of hot tempered Chef Gordon Ramsay, of the reality show Hell’s Kitchen. Not only did Sara give him what he wanted in the bedroom, she clearly made him feel good about his fashion choices as well.

Be MUCH less hotter than the wife.....

maybe it’s less intimidating? Easier to control Makes you feel like more of a man? Who knows. All I know is that Camilla Parker Bowles has nothing on Princess Diana.

Be POWER HUNGRY and Seductive

Ann Boleyn was Queen of England as the second wife of King Henry VIII. Anne resisted the King’s attempts to seduce her and refused to become his mistress, as her sister, Mary Boleyn, had done. Little did he know, it was all part of her master plan to reel him in.

Marilyn....one of many.

Swoop in when his wife is sick:

This has to be the lowest from of mistressing, if you will. Rielle Hunter, mistress of presedential candidate John Edwards was “taking care of things” while John’s wife Elizabeth was sick with cancer….now come on, how do you feel good about that?

Was Barbara Walters "the other woman??"

According to her book Audition and Remigia Brooke – the bitter first wife of Senator Edward Brooke, -she carried on an affair with the Senator, America’s first black senator, 30 years ago.