The Millionaire Matchmaker Guide to Love and Los Angeles

Dr. Robert Nettles, a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon with the blinding white smile to prove it, took his date here for a romantic catered dinner. Not surprisingly, Dr. Nettles turned out to be as cliche as a pair of fake boobs.

Laurence (who thinks he’s God’s gift to women) took his date to Nic’s for dinner, and drinks inside the Vod Box, a walk-in freezer where customers get to put on fur coats and hats to drink shots of vodka. Not surprisingly, the date did not go too well—not only did Laurence not listen to Patti about keeping the alcohol to a minimum on the first date, but he took his date shopping for a mini-dress before dinner. Weirdo.

Pro basketball player Paul took his date Kimi (who also happens to be Jerry Lewis’ granddaughter) to the snazzy bowling alley Lucky Strike on their date. Patti thought bowling was a terrible idea, but she warmed up to it when she found out that Paul rented out the entire alley for the date. In the end, Paul decided he wasn’t into Kimi, and blew her off in a pretty ungentlemanly manner. But it’s probably for the best— given that Kimi is a bundle of bubbly energy, and Paul has less personality than a paperclip, the two probably wouldn’t have made it very far.

Shauna (millionairess and botoxed cougar) and Patti were at eachother’s throats from the moment they met. But Patti took her case, and Shauna ended up at the wine bar Upstairs 2 on a date with a cute, young fashion photog. And sure enough Shauna didn’t seem to hit it off with either of the men Patti set her up with— despite the fact she found her cute, younger men who have a thing for older women. But what do you expect from a superficial mega bitch who has a lopsided face?

“Sex Toy” Dave told Patty he wanted a swingin’ girl who’d also make a great mom— ummm… ok…. And when he got paired with wild child Johanna he got a taste of his own medicine. They met each other at this spa and got a couples massage— and it was clear from the get-go that Dave wasn’t able to handle this girl.

Yet, Sex Toy Dave decided he wanted to give it another shot with Johanna and he took her on a gondola dinner cruise, where it became even more clear that he was a terrible match for the sex kitten he claimed he wanted. But Dave eventually learned his lesson and found a “nice girl” he take home to his Jewish mother.