Girls That Bring Out the Lesbian in You
Let's face it, ladies: are some women that have such cross-over appeal that even straight girls go a bit gay over them. No matter which way you swing, there's gotta be a woman that gets you a bit riled up. Girls, who brings out your inner lesbian?
Lindsay Lohan
Ms. Lohan has kept herself relevant by dating a scrawny female DJ for the past few months. I keep wanting to write her off as a mere media whore.
Joan Jett
Is it the eyeliner? The guitar?
FAIL
I’m not saying Ann isn’t cute, but you can’t waffle that much and show that much crazy and still make me love you.
I can’t help but feel that Katy Perry is a great big poser. I’ve certainly got nothing against girls making out, but… let me put it this way: Girls who kiss girls to impress boys? LAME. Girls who kiss girls to see what it’s like? Great. Girls who pretend to kiss girls so’s they can get a record deal? FAIL.
KT Tunstall
Is this one just me? I love this woman. SHE HAS A SCOTTISH ACCENT.
Keira Knightley
Her waifish body I could take or leave, but I could stare at her face all day. I don’t look much like her lesbian-leaning galpal in The Duchess but, maybe I still have a shot? I bet that she smells really good, too.
Padma Lakshmi
My actual lesbian friend says that I have to include Padma Lakshmi. Not too hard to do.
More Megan Fox
No, really. Why is this woman not in my bedroom RIGHT NOW? Good interview with her here.
Devon Aoki
She looks like a porcelain doll. So so pretty!
The New York Times assures you that you don’t have to worry about those butterflies that you get in your stomach whenever a certain girl walks by (they’re lying, by the way – it means you are a lady homo).
Tina Fey is a happy opposite of the gals above – pretty, but not threatening. She also has the added bonus of being smart, funny, and talented.
Portia Di Rossi - bona fide dyke
She likes it when you pull her extensions.
The original girl-kissing song by Jill Sobule.
Zooey Deschanel
What is it about quirky indie chicks?
A G-spot guide to being gay in San Francisco… assuming you need the help.
Matt Fried’s G-spot guide to dealing with your girlfriend’s newfound identity.
Kate Winslet
I’d liked Kate better as a redhead, but my friend Laura has reminded me of her overall lusciousness.
What I would do to Kelly Hu
So. Damn. Pretty.
A few of them are on this list….
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