Hummer Lovin'

Americans Love Hummers

Dennis Rodman Loves Hummers, But Not Handicapped People!

There should be an extra fine for this despicable parking/paint job, Dennis.

Just Swinging By The Local Lemonade Stand

Boxcar Contestants Love Making Ironic Hummer Entries

Hummer Laptops

Evidently, this laptop could survive a sandstorm. Perfect for those wartime solitaire sessions.

Hummer Guitars

Try as you may, the only band you’ll be able to play on this guitar is Lynard Skynard.

Oxygen-Producing Hummer

As seen at a recent GM car show, this “Hummer Of The Future” creates its own oxygen through algae which lives in the side panels. Somehow, I have a feeling this may never come into fruition.

You Can TAke Your Hummer On An African Safari

You Can Ram Your Hummer Into A Bus Filled With Small Children

You Can Glue $35,000 Worth Of Lotto Tickets To Your Hummer

…Like this artist. The piece, entitled “Ghost of a Dream,” is said to represent how everyone’s quietly languishing for their bigtime chance to guzzle gas at 9 mpg.

(photo: gizmag.com)

"I'm A Pyro"

"I'm Experiencing Gender Confusion"

"I Enjoy Sitting 20 Yards Away From My Friends"

Animated Hummer

Even Girly Americans

Even Pacifists Love This Tank Hummer

Children Love The Intoxicating Smell Of The Exhaust

Smart Car Owners Love Feeling Superior To Hummer Drivers

Hummer Cell Phones

The Eco Smart Hummer

Let’s hope this one was a hand-me-down. (photo: Fail.com)

You Can Go Off-Roading And Lodge Your Hummer In The Sand

You Can Hearken To The Oregon Trail Era By Adding Wagon Wheels

This is why you never go with the scratch ‘n’ wins, guys.

"I Like Kool-Aid"

(Yes, that is a Hummer grill).

"I Prefer Doors That Open Vertically"

"My Pickup Could Pick Up Your Pickup"

The Real Green Hummer

Looking almost as cool as an actual hummer, this hummer is the traditional yellow color and has no emissions. I don’t think it actually works either. Bummer.