Please, Garthe Knight, Pimp my goatee!

Even crab wontons need their goatees to be pimped.

First, you must grow a goatee people can be jealous of.

Dude he can pull anything off.

Lest we forget Garthe Knight

Arch enemy of Michael Knight! I would think this is pimping down in my case, but you gotta go with the classics sometimes.

Maybe we can pimp a Sparrow 'Tee

Strangely, this is the only pimp I could find with beads or braids.

Sometimes you need to have a goal in mind when pimping a goatee

Authentic Star Trek Mirror Universe Paper Goatee!

[Instructions]

1. Cut along dotted line.
2. Keep the part that’s shaped like a goatee.
3. Attach it to your face. A space for eating, drinking, and breathing is provided.
4. If you already have a goatee, turn the goatee over, revealing a convincing bare-chin image. Proceed as above.
5. Fool your friends. Frighten Jim Kirk.

Goatee Saver

An excellent device for ensuring that your goatee stays on track. Halloween is coming up and this little gadget also does a nice job of doubling as a prop for your Silence of the Lambs costume.

Don't forget, it is easy to enhance "crazy"

Some pimping ideas are a little off base.

No doubt about it, ladies love the 'tee

Anthrax's Scott Ian can have his own page full of goatees

Goatees don't have to be evil.

Pimping ‘tees has been around longer than you might think. And not just any kind of facial hair will do.

Master Splinter Masters Many Things.