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No, No, No: Museums That Should Have Never Been

There are museums full of strange things, and then there are strange museums full of things that have no place in a museum. A companion guide to "THAT is a Real Museum?" - this guide covers places that should never have been brought to life.

SPAM Museum

1101 N Main St, Austin, MN 55912

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The SPAM guy.

Spam Museum

Not only that, on the front page of the site there’s a man waving a SPAM stick at me. That’s just not right.

My senses are simply outraged whenever I recall this place. No spicy ham ever, ever needs a museum dedicated to its (and I quote from the website) “ultimate culinary perfection.”

Monty Python - Spam

It doesn’t have to make sense, it’s British comedy.

The Pez Museum

214 California Dr, Burlingame, CA 94010

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Just a few of the PEZ dispensers on display.

Burlingame Museum of PEZ Memorabilia

Okay, so it’s colored candy tablets, and you can keep them in plastic tubes shaped like any of a zillion things. Really, that isn’t as awesome as it sounds.

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The largest PEZ dispenser ever. They’re proud of that?

Places That Shouldn't Be On Any Map

 

Vent Haven Museum

33 W Maple Ave, Ft Mitchell, KY 41011

Open May – Sep by appointment.

Open May – Sep by appointment.

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Vent Haven Museum

Maybe it’s too many terrible late night movies, or that unblinking wooden stare, but I’m a little too freaked out by ventriloquist dummies to be comfortable with a museum full of them.

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He looks like he wants brains.

American Sanitary Plumbing Museum

39 Piedmont St, Worcester, MA 01610

Yes, sanitary plumbing = toilets. Special displays include a story on the developments made in the toilet paper industry and of course a wide range of antique commodes. Ew… just ew.

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ZOMG that’s sanitary plumbing!

Hobo Museum

51 Main Ave S, Britt, IA 50423

Open by appointment and during Hobo Week.

Open by appointment and during Hobo Week.

Hobo Museum

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A hobo wedding! It must be Hobo Week in Iowa (no, seriously, it was).

A museum dedicated to the wandering homeless seems a little pointless. The website informs me that traditional hobo garb includes: ball caps, long-sleeved shirts, jeans, “hobo boots” and backpacks. Wow, I learned something today.

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