Bizarre Sandwiches

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Think your peanut and pickle sandwich was pretty "crazy"? Guess again. There's some crazy sandwich madness going on out there-- the McPalin, anybody? Here's a taste of the world of sammy insanity.

Holy Sandwich

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This grilled cheese sandwich, which sold for $28,000 on eBay, is said to bear the image of the Virgin Mary. Diane Duyser, the Florida woman who made the sandwich in 1994, says the bread has never gone moldy. Holy Cheesus!! It’s a miracle!

by janet  09/29/2009

Looks more like Marilyn Monroe

Campanile II Lp

624 S La Brea Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90036

You probably won’t see the Virgin Mary at Campanile’s Grilled Cheese Night (which is every Thursday night). Unless you’re on acid.

You probably won’t see the Virgin Mary at Campanile’s Grilled Cheese Night (which is every Thursday night). Unless you’re on acid.

Crazy Talking Sandwich

The craziest sandwich of them all? I’ll let you be the judge.

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by coffee_slut  05/15/2009

I actually jumped!!! I want one!

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by elijay  05/15/2009

Haha. At first I was like this video is broken…then I was NO ITS NOT!!!

Big Sandwich

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This ham and cheese sandwich made it into the Guinness World Book of Records— it weighs approximately 6,991lbs. To put this into a perspective a blue whale (the world’s largest animal) weighs 6,000 lbs. at birth.

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by the_mean_...  05/15/2009

MMMM…I’M HUNGRYYY..

While the sandwiches at this downtown deli aren’t as big as the one above, they’ll get you stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.

While the sandwiches at this downtown deli aren’t as big as the one above, they’ll get you stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.

This is Your Brain On Drugs Sandwich

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Ummm…. yeah.

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by andrea_d  05/15/2009

I’ve seen that before.

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by elijay  05/15/2009

Now I know the Crack Sandwich isn’t just an urban myth!

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by dumpster  11/16/2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W…

Artery-Clogging Sandwich

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A ham and cheese sandwich topped with 11 sunny-side up eggs. If that doesn’t kill you on contact, you’re either a zombie or a robot.

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by the_mean_...  05/15/2009

Clog em up, I’d eat this in a heartbeat.

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by elijay  05/15/2009

I love eggs, but I’m not sure if I love them THIS much…

Artisan Cheese Gallery

12025 Ventura Blvd, Studio City, CA 91604

If you’re looking for a sandwich that won’t kill you, head to this cheese store, where they make awesome sandwiches.

If you’re looking for a sandwich that won’t kill you, head to this cheese store, where they make awesome sandwiches.

Sandwich Critters

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Eating sandwiches is fun again! (if your under the age of 7 that is.)

 

GOP Sandwich

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In honor of its illustrious governor, Sarah Palin, an Alaska diner created the McPalin Grilled Pig Sandwich, which contains grilled pork tenderloin, apples, onions, cheese, and bacon. It comes with french fries and a side of lipstick.

Oinkster the

2005 Colorado Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90041

They don’t serve the Palin piggy sandwich here, but they do go whole hog when it comes to sammies.

They don’t serve the Palin piggy sandwich here, but they do go whole hog when it comes to sammies.

Bug Sandwich

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Because when it comes down to it, chicken is pretty freakin’ boring.

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by the_mean_...  05/15/2009

THIS IS DIGUSTING!!?!?!

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by elijay  05/15/2009

It is! I went to a birthday dinner at Typhoon and my friend ordered crickets. I’m an adventurous eater, but I draw the line at bugs!

Typhoon Restaurant

3221 Donald Douglas Loop S, Santa Monica, CA 90405

They don’t serve bug sandwiches here, but they do serve Singapore-style Scorpions, Chambi Ants, Taiwanese Crickets, and Thai-Style White Sea Worms.

They don’t serve bug sandwiches here, but they do serve Singapore-style Scorpions, Chambi Ants, Taiwanese Crickets, and Thai-Style White Sea Worms.

Taiwanese Crickets at Typhoon

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Just in case you needed some material evidence.

Pizza Burger Sandwich

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An over-sized hamburger patty wedged between two large meat pizzas, topped with eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese. This isn’t a sandwich, it’s a monstrosity.

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by andrea_d  05/15/2009

But as someone who has not had anything o eat today, that looks REALLY good.

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by elijay  05/15/2009

I can see that. Kinda. :)

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by elijay  05/15/2009

Yes and Yes.

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center

200 N Robertson Blvd, Beverly Hills, CA 90211

You might have to make a pit stop here for an angioplasty after consuming the pizza burger.

You might have to make a pit stop here for an angioplasty after consuming the pizza burger.

Wall-E Sandwich

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Thought the lovable movie robot was cute enough to eat? Well now he is.

Very Fresh Sandwich

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Does this chicken look a little pink to you?

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by coffee_slut  05/15/2009

Yep, that’s why I’m a vegetarian!

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by elijay  05/15/2009

I tried, but one day I was standing in the supermarket staring at roast chicken and I was like I can’t take this anymore!!! And I gave in!

If you’re craving anything chicken related, Birds is the place.

If you’re craving anything chicken related, Birds is the place.

Expensive Sandwich

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The von Essen Platinum Club Sandwich which is only available Cliveden’s Waldo Restaurant in Berkshire, England is made out of Iberico ham, poulet de Bresse, white truffles, quail eggs, semi-dried Italian tomatoes and 24-hour fermented sourdough bread. It will set you back $150 big ones.

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I’m totally gonna be one of those people who makes cutesy sandwiches for her kids.

About The Author

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The SFV, Los Angeles
Likes: sweet pickles, English Bulldog puppies, jukeboxes, bicycles, and wheat beer. Dislikes: traffic jams, people who talk during yoga classes, murky swimming pools, excessively sweet frosting, and surly librarians.