Celeb-usicians Gone Wrong

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If you're an actor, and you're not Juliette Lewis, don't record an album. Maybe I'm just still bitter that Jared Leto revealed his mortal flaws with 30 Seconds To Mars back when I was in 7th grade.

Heidi Montag's "Higher"

It doesn’t take much ammunition to explain the travesty of “Higher.” The Montag/Pratt/beach lipsynch/MIDI drums combo is a veritable gunpowder recipe.

Paris Hilton's "Stars Are Blind"

I guess Gwen Stefani rejected this pitch from her songwriting team. Even though I’m not too sure how well Paris pulls off the whole beach-ska thing, at least she isn’t trying to rap or something.

Nicole Richie's "Dandelion"

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Well, I guess she has music in her blood. Oh, wait…

 

Jared Leto's Band - 30 Seconds To Mars

Screamo, Jared? Did you really have to do that to me? After all of the hours I wasted watching “My So-Called Life?”

Lindsay Lohan's "Rumors"

Any inkling of Lindsay being able to sing on key is squelched by her performance in “Prairie Home Companion.”

Remember when Tyra Banks tried to be a popstar?....

NO? Oh good, it’s worth forgetting.

added by The Mean Bean 02/17/2009
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by jcsuperstar  02/11/2009  Reply

OMG Heidi’s video kills me. Every time I need a good laugh, I watch ’Higher."

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by hi_liner  02/10/2009  Reply

I agree with that entire list except for “Falling Down” I really like her version in all of its Tom Waits bastardizing glory.

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I like to overdress, I don't understand musical theater, and I'm always the one who changes the message in a game of Telephone.

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