Ugly Bathing Suits and the Celebrities Who Wear Them

If I had this body- i’d totally wear it.

It’s definitely a testament to your personal trainer when you can make something like this look good.

I don’t mind. It’s Jessica Alba, come on! ;p

I’ll have to disagree

I can’t really argue with a guy when boobs are part of the equation, so I’m going to give up now.

Too patriotic for my taste, but she does have a nice body… Too bad it’s all because of surgery.

That’s just dumb. Just make it a bikini for goodness sake.

I know!

Good answer!

What…the…heck…is…that?

I’m sorry that the camo had to be seen on that suit.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t hide Paris well enough!!!

Thanks, I try :)

I don’t think that would be very comfortable.

And definitely not good for water sports.

Maybe it’s just me, but Eva Longoria looks like a 10yo boy. Her torso is completely straight. Shame, because I actually think she’s attractive…

The tan lines would be awful! I mean you could start a spread sheet on your belly for crying out loud!

Haha! Spread sheet.

rofl! A spreadsheet!

That’s a GOOD one! She and Lauren Conrad are two peas in a pod (if those peas happened to have horrendous tan lines thanks to ugly bathing suits, that is).

…and while we’re at it, let’s leave the floppy fisherman hat and dangling suede pocket fringe ties at home, too..?

Yes and YES.

Yeah, she’s a bit of an oddball. And not in a good way.

its like she wrapped herself in foil is going to bake herself!

Haha— that’s hilarious and true!!

Is she trying to point her foot?

Either that or she stepped in crap.

I’m SO not a fan of bathing suit accessories!