.jpg "dumpster"){kind=small}
.jpg "I Probably Shouldn't have been allowed to Watch This as a Kid")
.jpg "Youth Pageantry: Or How To Screw Up Your Child For Life")
.jpg "A Father's Simple Guide to Realizing You're No Longer Hip")
.jpg "Disney Princesses from a feminist perspective")
.jpg "GillianS")
.jpg "Morbid Tourism in Los Angeles: OJ Simpson")
.jpg "Famous Bangs")
.jpg "Who is YOUR Top Celebrity DILF??")
.jpg "$45 Microdermabrasion + Mini Facial in North Atlanta, GA/ Effie Salon and spa")
.jpg "Eyebrow Threading in Kennesaw, GA / Effie Salon and Spa")
.jpg "24 Hour Rego Park Locksmith 718-504-1455 Master Key Installation & Cutting")
.jpg "Locksmith Sheepshead Bay 718-412-2005 All Security Systems Install Repair/ Sell")
.jpg "Awkward Family Portraits will make you say \"WTF?\"")
.jpg "Creepy Vintage Ads")
.jpg "Insane Celebrity Portrait Tattoos")
.jpg "The Best iPhone Apps For Women")
SPONSORED LISTINGS
What's More Fun Than 14 Kids?
- by gillians
- 6 contributors
- -
- February 17, 2009
- + Add To This Guide
(5)
- 2 discussions
- |
- 1 comment
- -
- expand all
.jpg)
A woman named Nadya Suleman just gave birth to eight babies in Bellflower, California. It has recently come to light that the woman, in fact, already had six children. This brings the number of her spawn up to a whopping FOURTEEN. Now, I don't know about you, but I can think of a few more things that would be a lot more fun in groups in 14 than CHILDREN. For instance...
The California Octuplets
Read about them here. And their six siblings. WTFFFFFF.
Nadya Suleman (the mom) interviewed by Ann Curry
Oh yeah, no, you have totally convinced me that you are not an insane person destined to be a sap on taxpayer money for the rest of your & your children’s lives.
Oh god, I’m becoming a Republican.
The babies are here for the next 7-12 weeks. Their stay will cost California’s Medicare program between $400,000 and $800,000. Yes, that is the correct number of zeroes.
The babies are here for the next 7-12 weeks. Their stay will cost California’s Medicare program between $400,000 and $800,000. Yes, that is the correct number of zeroes.
Fourteen Champagne Cocktails
Hooray for not being pregnant! Have a drink!
Fourteen Mediocre Guns N' Roses Songs
Highly anticipated usually means pretty bad, but Chinese Democracy is still way more fun than 14 kids!
"Stuff Unemployed People Like"
Obviously an inferior rip-off of Stuff White People Like, but #6 is “Having Octuplets” which is pretty funny.
Getting Shot in the Head
I’d seriously rather get shot in the head than have 14 children. It would be far less painful.
added by Susie 02/02/2009
Double Seven-Layer Bars
Seven-layer bars, often referred to as magic bars, are very magical and tasty. Imagine if you doubled those seven layers? 14 layers! Enough said.
added by aliciak 02/01/2009
7 Kittens on a Roomba
Watch it twice and you get 14 kittens! And most kittens don’t end up going to college, so they’re a little bit cheaper than 14 kids.
Poking out my eyes!
I don’t think that picture is real, and that guy is really hairy and creepy, but I would rather do that than have 14 kids! In fact I would rather do ANYTHING else: get my foot run over by a car, eat dog poop, give up burritos forever, etc. You name it, I prefer it!
added by jamesonandsoda 02/03/2009
Having a Vasectomy Performed by 14 Blind People Using Safety Scissors
added by JayFerris 01/30/2009
Hanging out with the Haim
I’d rather spend 14 years as Corey Haim’s BFF and on-again-off-again sponsor than have 14 kids pulling at my pant legs.
added by Hi Liner 02/13/2009
- |
- |
- |
- |
- share this
.jpg "Matt Fried")
-
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Nice work.
Contributors To This Guide
Add Our Widget To Your Site
.jpg)
What Is the Your Favorite Color?
Blue... no Green!
Discussions