Blogging is the art of writing on the Internets
for an audience that reads.  That means that as few as 10 people on the tubes have ever read a weblog (where we get the name blog).

There are blogs for politics, ones for religion, ones for literature, and ones for omg, wtf?

Bloggers generally make money off of ads, like the one below. Click on it and give me your money, fool.

Very often, bloggers are utilized by the librul media to find stories that hurt our glorious leader. When that happens, there’s the power of the Drudge Report to completely eliminate the power of the evol media.

Again, it’s important to reiterate that no one reads your blog, unless you’re Bill Gates or Osama bin Laden, and yours is just another in a long list of things on the Internets that just
takes up space. Like this and this, though the latter is probably more popular than your blog.