Butts I Find Humorous Or At Least Worthy Of Comment
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Extra large ass. It kind of looks like there’s a third leg on the right side to hold it up.
Get your head out of your… oh, never mind.
Merely a large ass. Perhaps she will take the supersize option in the future.
This is why you should never forget your moisturizer.
Kids, just say no to crack.
Skinny booty, but no complaints here.
If you’re indicted for possession of crack, you know who to call.
If you’re indicted for possession of crack, you know who to call.
Alize has the nicest butt I have ever seen.
A muffintop occurs when a tight waistline results in overflow.
I don’t know if that bicycle seat will ever see the light of day again.
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Shelf Butt
A friend and I worked at a part-time/seasonal job with a woman who had a butt that jutted from her body at a very “flat” angle, much like a shelf. Upon simultaneous arrival at the post-season holiday party I commented to my friend. “Oh GOOD! At least I will have a place to sit my drink.”
That comment makes us both explode into fits of laughter to this (approximately 5 years later) day.
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