Butts I Find Humorous Or At Least Worthy Of Comment

by improbable  2 contributors  -  November 19, 2008   + Add To This Guide
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Extra Large ASS

Extra large ass. It kind of looks like there’s a third leg on the right side to hold it up.

Big Booty Bread Company

261 W 23rd St, New York, NY 10011

we got ass

Get your head out of your… oh, never mind.

Austin Town Lake, SXSW

Merely a large ass. Perhaps she will take the supersize option in the future.

Indian Rhino (rear view) - Explored

This is why you should never forget your moisturizer.

The Butt Shop

1201 E State Ave, Terra Alta, WV 26764

074/365: X is for X-rated

Kids, just say no to crack.

Carnaval SF booty 2

Skinny booty, but no complaints here.

If you’re indicted for possession of crack, you know who to call.

If you’re indicted for possession of crack, you know who to call.

 
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Oldschool ghetto booty.

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Alize has the nicest butt I have ever seen.

Butts and More

305 W Perkins Ave, Sandusky, OH 44870

Muffin Crow.

A muffintop occurs when a tight waistline results in overflow.

Verb, it's what you do

I don’t know if that bicycle seat will ever see the light of day again.

Booty!

Shake, shake, shake….

Shake Your Booty

3225 M St Nw, Washington, DC 20007

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I know you are but what am I?

added by ElGuapo 11/19/2008

Shelf Butt

A friend and I worked at a part-time/seasonal job with a woman who had a butt that jutted from her body at a very “flat” angle, much like a shelf.  Upon simultaneous arrival at the post-season holiday party I commented to my friend.  “Oh GOOD!  At least I will have a place to sit my drink.” 

That comment makes us both explode into fits of laughter to this (approximately 5 years later) day.

added by ethwiny 11/19/2008
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