When Tonsil Hockey Goes Wrong

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And I thought it couldn't get worse than my first kiss in an alley with a guy who had to leave right away because he was on parole! Here are some telltale signs that the chemistry simply isn't there.

The lacking lip-eye coordination.

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The man who couldn't wait.

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The bad angle.

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The mistake seen by all.

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Tip: When she pulls away, just stick your lips out a little farther.

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My favorite: The CHIN kiss.

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Dude, she's totally not into it.

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The lemon-sucking expression.

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Role playing gone awry.

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Finding something more interesting to look at on bar TV.

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She's at least TRYING not to laugh.

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The Eskimo/Frech hybrid.

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She might sustain some whiplash from this one.

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Closing your eyes a little too early.

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added by aliciak 09/02/2009
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by aliciak  09/02/2009  Reply

Your intro is perfecto.

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