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21 Best Mugshots Evar

By brianp | updated 5 days ago

When you go to jail, remember that your mugshot belongs to the ages. And in today's world, once you get it taken, it belongs to the Internets. Be sure to make it one worth remembering.

 

Sure the Smoking Gun has more listed, but do you really want to go through all of them and find the best? Just look below.

#21 - My Soul

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Stop staring into it!

#20 - Happiness

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is a bleeding head. Wait, I screwed up the song.

#19 - LOL WUT

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The color palette hates you dude. As do my retinas.

#18 - Redheads are Crazy

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It’s true. That look. The excess teeth in the smile. Scary.

But somehow inviting.

Must…not…stare.

#17 - High head

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I’ve seen a lot of jokes about this guy and fornicating with a squirrel. I’m going to take the high road unlike the others and say it was a small badger.

#16 - Sexy

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What’s the word that’s the opposite of that?

#15 - Dunno

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what this guy’s doing, but it makes me laugh.

#14 - Truth in Advertising

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#13 - Blackface?

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Really? You want to wear this when going to the joint?

#12 - The Hair

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I was going to make a Something About Mary joke here, but that’s too easy.
Aw, screw it – “hey, this guy looks like Cameron Diaz!”

#11 - The Popped Collar

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Remember that no matter how cool you are, you’re not popped collar cool.

 

#10 - Really?

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You are? Wow, and here I thought all those frat boys screaming that while drunk on PBR were really Rick James. Maybe he meant “I’m Rick James’ Bitch”?

#9 - Raccoons

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Raccoons with glitter. It’s the end times.

#8 - Painted Face

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Huffing is not a joke.

Bwahahahahahaahahahahahah!

#7 - Woah!

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What the hell is that? Get it away from me!

#6 - Looks

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“Who farted Y’all?”

#5 - Beardo

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This beard is awesome. It totally makes me forget he’s bald.

#4 - Lovely Locks

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This guy obviously read AlexandraF’s Guide to keeping your curly hair beautiful.

#3 - Scary

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This guy looks like he’s going to be a great little league coach, right honey?

#2 - Caught by Surprise

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Really, who doesn’t?

Midget Porn

Not.

#1 - Best Mugshot

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This guy rules. I don’t care what he did.

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