About Me

Max spends his time writing everything from movies to music. He has also completed two novel-length manuscripts - neither of which has been published - and a rather long list of other creative endeavors, many of them under his pseudonym, "Ramses the Pigeon." When he isn't writing, Max dons a cape and a mask and patrols the night in the guise of his vigilante alter ego, "The Valiant Creeper." He has a penchant for obscure philosophy and bagpipes, particularly when combined. In a bizarre turn of temporal distortion, the Monty Python film "Life of Brian" was actually a documentary on Max's life, but was mistaken as being a work of satirical fiction since he had not, technically, been born yet. Max is a Libra - not that it means anything - and his favorite color is cerulean iridescence.