It seems like it takes one outcast to unnerstant another’s plight, Juliette. My girlfriend’s stepfather (for the lack of a better word) is a vegan so if you want I’ll be sure to track down all of the best haunts in town

I’m thinking of heading out to LA soon, so I’ll be sure to hit up your guides big time for suggestions :)

Misses, you dirty mouth man!

That’s how they get so rich in the first place, Helena… Donald Trump is an ass clown that deserves to be dragged into the streets and shot. Having said that, he has really great taste in women: man that wife of his is some dish!

Not a wig, but actually the work of the Internal Revenue Service. Apparently they didn’t like my choice of hairstyle and decided to crop it into some sort of hybrid Armenianized El-Vez duck’s ass ’do. Terrible, terrible photoshopping.

That’s just you in a wig. I’m not convinced.

au contraire, gillians, it just took a little time and some internet ingenuity to get my celeb doppleganger.