More Sexy tips for the "Hot or Not" Vixen (Seattle Edition)

Role Play

A themed photo shoot is a great way to make your account stand out, especially when it produces a shot this steamy. Honestly, what heterosexual man doesn’t fantasize about construction workers?

Make sure to have it appear as if you have accidentally stumbled into a candid shot and that you were caught off guard.
“What’s this, a camera? All right, take a photo, but make it quick. I need to get back to being naturally sexy in my over-sized faux-pearls and hard hat.”

You won’t be surprised to find out that this “mother” / “Mountaing Dew” fan is also a “photographer” and a christian?

Her Profile

Lighting

Lighting is a very key component to setting just the right mood. Clearly the dark mysterious lighting in these photos is used to represent this mother’s love of fantasy. This is proven further by her affinity for “ghosts” and “unicorns” and her claim that she is only 18.

Check out Lucretia’s profile

The perfect Stance

When I landed on the page for 41 yr old “Maxx,” I stopped dead in my tracks. This vixen must have been studying up on professional modeling techniques. The head slightly tilted down avoids any accidental double chins and the forward leg elongates the body.

She’s open but discerning and wants to meet
“CD TG TS TV Gurls Grrls Womyn and bois BUT NOT BOYS! (sorry)” Whatever that means.

I know that I’m interested and, for those of us who have a history of car trouble, it doesn’t hurt that she’s a bit of a grease monkey. There was a definite mention of experience with “trannies”.

Health Consciousness

5 of this 37 year old’s 6 profile photos are taken in the bathroom. 3 of those have a scale prominently featured in the background. All of them utilize the classic overhead snapshot technique.

Based on another photo, I know that the scale is located directly in front of the toilet. Sometimes it angles towards the subject. She most likely weighed herself before the shots and perhaps every time she stands up from the bowl, but, whether she’s sitting on it or leaning over it, I couldn’t tell you.

All that means is that she is a little obsessed with staying in shape and she relays that information without beating the viewers over the head with it. Position whatever your message is in the background and slightly out of focus. Whether it’s a Bow-Flex or simply lingerie, the message will subliminally seep into to their minds..

Her profile states that her nick name is “Shameless” and why shouldn’t it be. She loves “hiking”, “out doors”, and “Text messaging”. She is also into “sobriety” and is “sleevin down in tats” which is a great way to cover up any unsightly marks that you may or may not have on your forearms.

Dazzle Them

It’s all right to be a little flashy. This outfit makes a point and helps 43 year old Collette let interested parties a little deeper into her cave of secrets. This eye-catching ensemble reflects an interest in the dance of the belly and in spirituality.

Interests include “mead”, “chilling out”, “sensuality”, “tarot”, and “wrestling”.

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Be Coy

There is definitely an extremely subtle sensuality in this otherwise tasteful profile photo but I just can’t put my finger on it.

This 20yr old’s key words feature the terms “love books”, “art”, and “very very shy” while her hot lists contains “erotic massage”, “vampire rave”, and “shackles”

Make Up

This eye shadow is like a megaphone for the eyes screaming “SOPHISTICATION!” from her ocular cavities. The trick to make up has always been to make it look like you aren’t wearing any makeup at all. I’d say that Erin would have been pretty successful if she hadn’t made the classic mistake of using “make up” as one of her key words. “We wouldn’t have known if you hadn’t told us!” Follow her example but make sure not to ruin the illusion.

She’s an “all*niter” with a “hot list” that features “Talking Dirty” but she’s also focused on her future. It states the following on her profile:
“planning on becoming an interior decorator, "goal"stay away from this legal sytem"

Her make up also reflects this duality of youthfulness and maturity because the only people that usually wear blue eyeshadow are 75 year old women and tweens.

The 24 yr old has “martins” featured in her keywords which is probably a typo for “martinis” or “martians”. I however, choose to believe that she is a fan of Dean, Mull, & Lawrence. This profile is one to watch, because I have a strong feeling that she’s really going to make it. I mean, she did write “i like to to look for rocks” and it looks to me that she’s been quite successful in finding a few.

Intensity & Focus

“Shy”? This one?

Draw them in with your mesmerizing stare. They will automatically reciprocate your intense focus and, before they even have a chance to peruse your keywords to realize that you have an addiction to “shopahol”, they will be lost in your hypnotic gaze.

Did you notice her tracheotomy scar? Neither did anyone else. She has a rating of 9.4.

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Academic Accomplishments

That’s right ladies, some men actually are looking for an intelligent woman, as 19 year old Clarice is well aware. Her photo says, “Hey, you can look at my chest but, if you do, you better damn well recognize that I have a degree.” A degree in Flirtology, no less.

If you missed the point that she is multi-dimensional, she further explains on her profile that she is not only “educated” but “adventouous” as well.

Professional but Likes to Party

By clicking on her account you will instantly come across some photos of a more risque nature but, I picked this photo of the 42 year old because it displays a specific message that hasn’t been adequately represented on this list. The outgoing professional look.

Dress shirt= professional and crisp while the popped collar= party fun time.
She’s a “light drinker” into “light houses” and she loves both “casinos” and “art”. Both a serious and a fun side are important. Let them know they are getting the full package with immaculate grooming reflected through a filthy mirror.

The abstract effect given off by this mirror further showcases her high brow interest in the arts while the phrase “PARTY” is again reiterated through the lines that have been chopped to create it.

Express your needs

This 37 year old is “shy” so, she knows the difficulty of opening up but, she’s also “lonely” so she knows the importance of doing so. She’s worked through her fears to spell out exactly what she’s looking for

“I’m very shy. My co-worker has been scaring me, and I’d rather meet somebody who is nicer and who will protect me.”

With a bio like hers , only non-psychos will be responding.