You just ate what?? Inanimate Objects and BEYOND.

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It takes QUITE a few alcoholic beverages for me to actually put fast food into my body and now I'm wondering if I've ever eaten any inanimate objects while in a drunken stupor. Who knows, maybe I too have ingested a HUMAN FINGER??! This guide may change your diet forever.... this is a disclaimer that you MAY vomit.

It's not a crunchy pickle, IT'S A TOOTH!

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Pregnant mother Kim Hasler spoke of her horror after she bit into a McDonalds takeaway and crunched on a human tooth. Kim said she was nearly sick when she found the object which has now been sent away for analysis in a laboratory. “I went to bite into it and I heard a kind of crunch,” she said. ” There was this hard object in my burger. I took it out of my mouth and it was a tooth. “I could not believe it – I thought it might have been one of my teeth but I checked and it definitely wasn’t. “

I wonder where they used it....? IN THE KITCHEN PERHAPS?

WELLINGTON, New Zealand — A grandmother was alarmed to find a condom in a happy meal gift pack bought for her 7-year-old granddaughter at a McDonald’s (MCD) restaurant in New Zealand. She was aghast when she found the green condom and its packet inside the bag, he said.
“I was pretty horrified really. The fact my granddaughter was going to look in the bag and find this thing. It would be difficult to explain, she’s only seven,” said Hutch.

The outlet quickly swapped the happy meal for a hamburger and pencil case. McDonald’s is investigating the find…..

Awesome, thanks for the pencil case?

This apple tastes LIKE METAL

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A woman from Queens, NY took a bite of a McDonald’s apple pie and found a metal screw inside.

WHAT THE HELL?!

DO. NOT. EAT. THE. WENDY'S. CHILI.

“Health authorities in California confirm that a woman bit into a human finger while eating a bowl of chili at a Wendy’s. She immediately spit out the finger and warned others to stop eating. Then she got sick.

They are going over any records at any plants that deal with Wendy’s to see if any accidents have been reported in recent weeks. But where the finger came from still remains a mystery."

Is it delicious???

A man is suing a fast-food restaurant operator for more than $50,000, claiming he found a slice of skin on his chicken sandwich.

Scheiding said he realized something wasn’t right when he bit into the sandwich on June 18 and found a piece of flesh about three-fourths of an inch long.

“It looked like I was seeing fingerprints on it,” he said. “I got sick and went to the bathroom.”

Miami County (search) health investigators talked to the restaurant manager, who had a bandage on his right thumb and wore a latex glove, according to a health district report. The manager said he sliced skin from the thumb while shredding lettuce, and sanitized the area but didn’t throw away the bin of lettuce, the report said. Scheiding’s sandwich contained lettuce.

Read THIS before you eat that!

 

RIBBIT, RIBBIT!! Those aren't hiccups, it's a FROG!

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A Florida man who cracked open an ice cold can of Pepsi found dismembered remains of a frog, the US Food and Drug Administration said today.

“It has been verified, and it was indeed a frog,” Charles Watson, a spokesman at the US food inspection authority, said from Florida, noting that the animal had been identified by an FDA lab.

Fred DeNegri of Ormond Beach told CNN television that he was taken aback by the “disgusting” blob he was not expecting in his drink.

Mr DeNegri bought the drink at a Sam’s Club wholesale grocer, CNN said.

The FDA has launched an investigation into how the incident occurred

Did the little froggy jump in here?

Did the little froggy jump in here?

Chicken fingers are OUT- Chicken HEADS are IN.

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Without actually watching what she was doing she was bringing a chicken biggest to her mouth, just when her 8-year old son yelled not to eat it.

So she looked at the biggest to find that — despite the crust, it looked just like a chicken’s head.

Nobody knew how it got there.

The manager offered them their meal for free and two more weeks of free meals.

-WOULD YOU WANT THE FREE MEALS?!

Check the meat....

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A 40-year-old woman has been found dead in a machine at a Southern California food processing plant that is a major supplier for McDonald’s restaurants.

Los Angeles County sheriff’s detectives say the woman’s body was found early Tuesday at Golden State Foods in the City of Industry, an east Los Angeles suburb. Investigators believe her death was accidental.

Fievel, is that you?

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A Popeye’s fried chicken restaurant in Baltimore City remains open after a complaint about a mouse found in the food.

Tony Hill, of Baltimore, said he bit into the second piece of a three-piece meal from the Popeye’s at Moravia Road and Sinclair Lane and found something that wasn’t supposed to be there — a mouse had been fried along with his chicken.

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Eeek. Now I understand why so many people sue these places. Forget “I spilled the hot coffee on me” How about I found a chicken head in my food?!

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I think if I found something in my food, I would NOT say anything, purely b/c I don’t want to be “known” for doing so.

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