So Good Or No Good: Crazy Ways To Get Famous

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It seems these days that all you've got to do to get famous is go eat a bug on TV. Good or bad, here are some ridiculous ways to achieve star status.

Outsmarting Alex Trebek: SO GOOD!

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Being Dick Cheney's Target Practice: NO GOOD!

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Poor Harry Wittington. He should have forced Cheney to practice with a BB gun first. (photo: Reuters)

Dancing In Your Pajamas: SO GOOD!

I love the part where he points to his eyes, and then to the crowd. Amazing.

Hitching Free Ride From Semi: SO GOOD

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Anything’s possible in Paw Paw, Michigan.

Pissing Off 50% Of Chicago Sports Fans: NO GOOD!

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Pretending You Killed Jonbenet Ramsey, Then Admitting You Lied: NO GOOD!

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Creepy to the max, John Mark Karr.

Shout Out a Controversial Answer

She knew she wasn’t going to win the competition. And once it was over, she’d be completely forgotten. So, in an act of extreme desperation she shouted out an answer. One that she knew would be controversial. And look where it got her. Perez blogs about her at least 3 times a day. And you know if Perez is blogging about you, you must be pretty famous. In fact, the more Perez hates you, the more awesomely famous you are. She knew exactly what she was doing.

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Singing "Ra Vida Roca": NO GOOD!

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Sorry, William Hung. Singing off-key with an Eastpack on is only charming the first time. (photo: William Hung Inc.)

Having A Baby When You're Still A Baby: NO GOOD!

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Willy Nilly Eyebrows: NO GOOD!!

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Susan Boyle also owes her 15 Minutes Of Fame to singing once on TV, telling everyone she’s never been kissed, then telling everyone that she actually has been kissed. But doesn’t she look AMAZING after her big makeover?

Crying On Youtube: NO GOOD!

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Eating An Eleven Pound Burger: SO GOOD!

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You go, Kate Stelnick. Especially because you’re only 115 lbs.

Making Up Countries On TV: NO GOOD!

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Making a Sex Tape: SO GOOD!

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If you’re semi-attractive that is. Thankfully this isn’t the path that John Goodman or Rosie O’Donnell walked to achieve fame.

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I didn’t want to be one of “those” people, but I was TOTALLY goosebumpy the entire time watching Susan. Sigh.

About The Author

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elissa Rss 

San Francisco
I like to overdress, I don't understand musical theater, and I'm always the one who changes the message in a game of Telephone.

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