21 Best Mugshots Evar

#21 - My Soul

Stop staring into it!

#20 - Happiness

is a bleeding head. Wait, I screwed up the song.

#19 - LOL WUT

The color palette hates you dude. As do my retinas.

#18 - Redheads are Crazy

It’s true. That look. The excess teeth in the smile. Scary.

But somehow inviting.

Must…not…stare.

#17 - High head

I’ve seen a lot of jokes about this guy and fornicating with a squirrel. Or of his resemblance to Beavis.

I’m going to take the high road unlike the others and say he was trying to get the smooth on with a small badger.

#16 - Sexy

What’s the word that’s the opposite of that?

#15 - Dunno

what this guy’s doing, but it makes me laugh.

#14 - Truth in Advertising

#13 - Blackface?

Really? You want to wear this when going to the joint?

#12 - The Hair

I was going to make a Something About Mary joke here, but that’s too easy.
Aw, screw it – “hey, this guy looks like Cameron Diaz!”

#11 - The Popped Collar

Remember that no matter how cool you are, you’re not popped collar cool.

#10 - Really?

You are? Wow, and here I thought all those frat boys screaming that while drunk on PBR were really Rick James. Maybe he meant “I’m Rick James’ Bitch”?

#9 - Raccoons

Raccoons with glitter. It’s the end times.

#8 - Painted Face

Huffing is not a joke.

Bwahahahahahaahahahahahah!

#7 - Woah!

What the hell is that? Get it away from me!

#6 - Looks

“Who farted Y’all?”

#5 - Beardo

This beard is awesome. It totally makes me forget he’s bald.

#4 - Lovely Locks

This guy obviously read AlexandraF’s Guide to keeping your curly hair beautiful.

#3 - Scary

This guy looks like he’s going to be a great little league coach, right honey?

#2 - Caught by Surprise

Really, who doesn’t?

And the #1 Best Mugshot

This guy rules. I don’t care what he did.

And Honorable Mention Goes To: