21 Best Mugshots Evar

by brianp  -  April 15, 2008
Humor | News, Politics, & Pop Culture

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When you go to jail, your mugshot belongs to the ages. And in today's world, once you get it taken, it belongs to the Internets. Be sure to make it one worth remembering. Sure the Smoking Gun has more listed, but do you really want to go through all of them and find the best? Just look below. Oh, and yeah, I know I spelled "ever" incorrectly. Hey, like to complain about this? Good.

#21 - My Soul

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Stop staring into it!

Instant Bail Bond

336 W 13th Avenue, Denver, CO 80204

#19 - LOL WUT

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The color palette hates you dude. As do my retinas.

#17 - High head

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I’ve seen a lot of jokes about this guy and fornicating with a squirrel. Or of his resemblance to Beavis.

I’m going to take the high road unlike the others and say he was trying to get the smooth on with a small badger.

Corrections Department

745 Sherman St Denver, CO 80203

#15 - Dunno

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what this guy’s doing, but it makes me laugh.

#13 - Blackface?

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Really? You want to wear this when going to the joint?

Denver Jail

10500 Smith Rd Denver, CO 80239

#11 - The Popped Collar

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Remember that no matter how cool you are, you’re not popped collar cool.

#9 - Raccoons

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Raccoons with glitter. It’s the end times.

#7 - Woah!

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What the hell is that? Get it away from me!

Bail City Bail Bonds

324 West 13th Avenue, Denver, CO 80204

#5 - Beardo

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This beard is awesome. It totally makes me forget he’s bald.

#3 - Scary

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This guy looks like he’s going to be a great little league coach, right honey?

Where to Get Busted and Where to Get Bailed.

And Honorable Mention Goes To:

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#20 - Happiness

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is a bleeding head. Wait, I screwed up the song.

#18 - Redheads are Crazy

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It’s true. That look. The excess teeth in the smile. Scary.

But somehow inviting.

Must…not…stare.

Shambhala Prison Community

3313 Madison Ave, Boulder, CO 80303

Where to find Nirvana after being humiliated on the Internets.

Where to find Nirvana after being humiliated on the Internets.

#16 - Sexy

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What’s the word that’s the opposite of that?

#14 - Truth in Advertising

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#12 - The Hair

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I was going to make a Something About Mary joke here, but that’s too easy.
Aw, screw it – “hey, this guy looks like Cameron Diaz!”

#10 - Really?

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You are? Wow, and here I thought all those frat boys screaming that while drunk on PBR were really Rick James. Maybe he meant “I’m Rick James’ Bitch”?

#8 - Painted Face

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Huffing is not a joke.

Bwahahahahahaahahahahahah!

#6 - Looks

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“Who farted Y’all?”

#4 - Lovely Locks

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This guy obviously read AlexandraF’s Guide to keeping your curly hair beautiful.

#2 - Caught by Surprise

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Really, who doesn’t?

Midget Porn

Not.

And the #1 Best Mugshot

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This guy rules. I don’t care what he did.

Like this Guide?

Here’s a couple more you may want to check out:

Neocon’s Guide to the DNC

Local’s Guide to Surviving Rock Springs

WTF , just WTF?

Internet Memes

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Discussions

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This guide is the best mugshot guide I’ve ever seen!

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I’m pretty sure I once had the same weave as #4 back in the early 90s…

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Redheads are crazy, but you know my position on the subject.