#21 - My Soul
Stop staring into it!
#19 - LOL WUT
The color palette hates you dude. As do my retinas.
#17 - High head
I’ve seen a lot of jokes about this guy and fornicating with a squirrel. Or of his resemblance to Beavis.
I’m going to take the high road unlike the others and say he was trying to get the smooth on with a small badger.
Corrections Department
745 Sherman St Denver, CO 80203
#15 - Dunno
what this guy’s doing, but it makes me laugh.
#13 - Blackface?
Really? You want to wear this when going to the joint?
Denver Jail
10500 Smith Rd Denver, CO 80239
#11 - The Popped Collar
Remember that no matter how cool you are, you’re not popped collar cool.
#9 - Raccoons
Raccoons with glitter. It’s the end times.
#7 - Woah!
What the hell is that? Get it away from me!
#5 - Beardo
This beard is awesome. It totally makes me forget he’s bald.
#3 - Scary
This guy looks like he’s going to be a great little league coach, right honey?
Where to Get Busted and Where to Get Bailed.
And Honorable Mention Goes To:
#20 - Happiness
is a bleeding head. Wait, I screwed up the song.
#18 - Redheads are Crazy
It’s true. That look. The excess teeth in the smile. Scary.
But somehow inviting.
Must…not…stare.
Where to find Nirvana after being humiliated on the Internets.
Where to find Nirvana after being humiliated on the Internets.
#16 - Sexy
What’s the word that’s the opposite of that?
#14 - Truth in Advertising
#12 - The Hair
I was going to make a Something About Mary joke here, but that’s too easy.
Aw, screw it – “hey, this guy looks like Cameron Diaz!”
#10 - Really?
You are? Wow, and here I thought all those frat boys screaming that while drunk on PBR were really Rick James. Maybe he meant “I’m Rick James’ Bitch”?
#8 - Painted Face
Huffing is not a joke.
Bwahahahahahaahahahahahah!
#6 - Looks
“Who farted Y’all?”
#4 - Lovely Locks
This guy obviously read AlexandraF’s Guide to keeping your curly hair beautiful.
#2 - Caught by Surprise
Really, who doesn’t?
And the #1 Best Mugshot
This guy rules. I don’t care what he did.
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