This place is not large. In fact, it’s shaped rather like a closet, at the end of which is a dark room that purportedly operates as a lavatory. This place is just more bland than anything. The sandwiches are not very good, nor are they memorable. I’m sure they have something like a turkey sandwich with avocado and possibly a roast beef… the usual. Hummus and veggie. I have been here a few times and to be honest, I can’t remember remember what my experience was like. This cafe literally has no distinguishing characteristics at all, which is moderately creepy in is own right. For being a rather ‘nothing’ sort of place, it’s made its way onto my list. Cafe Valencia is just a nothing sort of dive coffee shop – completely inoffensive, but not particularly appealing either.