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ZZ Top's Guide on How to Be a Sharp Dressed Man
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- August 26, 2008
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Allegedly, every girl is crazy for a sharp dressed man. The enbearded troubadours give a pretty clear step by step break down on what you need to hone your wardrobe to a keen edge. But where in the Bay Area can you find all of these things? I've got you covered.
Clean Shirt
Sunshine Cleaners & Alterations
1171 Homestead Rd, Santa Clara, CA 95050
One of the best dry cleaners I’ve ever used. Fast service and super friendly. You want to look your best? This is how you do it.
One of the best dry cleaners I’ve ever used. Fast service and super friendly. You want to look your best? This is how you do it.
New Shoes
Converse Outlet
2200 PETALUMA BLVD N PETALUMA, CA 94952
I loves my Convees. This is where I get them. For such cheap shoes, they’re mighty expensive, so I get them from the outlet.
And I don't know where I am goin' to.
Silk Suit, Black Tie
Brooks Brothers
383 Stanford Shopping Ct, Palo Alto, CA 94304
Classy place for a classy suit. You wont wow the ladies with a suit from Target.
Classy place for a classy suit. You wont wow the ladies with a suit from Target.
Gold Watch, Diamond Ring
The Shane Company
2530 N MAIN ST WALNUT CREEK, CA 94597
Now YOU have a friend in the Gold Watch, Diamond Ring business!
Esquire Style Guide
The other authority on how to be a sharp dressed man.
Where to Find What You're Looking For
Keys to the magic roadster not included.
Jack Passion: King of the Cowboy Fashion
Only one man’s beard rivals that of ZZ Top. The man, the myth, the long flowing beard, Jack Passion holds the distinction of officially having the world’s longest beard and being my former boss.
Sharp Dressed Man
You don’t need the keys to a magic roadster to make a good impression on the ladies…but it helps.
And Cufflinks, Stick Pin
Brand X Antiques
570 Castro St, San Francisco, CA 94114
Why look classy when you can look CLASSICALLY classy? Nice!
Why look classy when you can look CLASSICALLY classy? Nice!
Top Coat, Top Hat
Misdirections Magic Shop
1236 9th Ave, San Francisco, CA 94122
Everyone knows that the magicians have the best top hats, and Misdirections is the BEST magic shop in San Francisco. They have a lot of great pro illusions, in addition to the trick gum and nail through a coin for all the amatures. Remember, they’re called “illusions.” A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy.
Everyone knows that the magicians have the best top hats, and Misdirections is the BEST magic shop in San Francisco. They have a lot of great pro illusions, in addition to the trick gum and nail through a coin for all the amatures. Remember, they’re called “illusions.” A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy.
I don't worry coz my wallet's fat.
Black Shades
Oakley Inc
1 Stoneridge Mall Rd, Pleasanton, CA 94588
Looking sharp and looking like a surfer does not have to be mutually exclusive. Take Matthew McConaughey…PLEASE!
Looking sharp and looking like a surfer does not have to be mutually exclusive. Take Matthew McConaughey…PLEASE!
White Gloves
Benton Medical
2636 Bayshore Pkwy, Mountain View, CA 94043
I don’t know why you need surgical gloves to be a sharp dressed man, but ZZ Top put it in the song, and you don’t argue with ZZ Top.
I don’t know why you need surgical gloves to be a sharp dressed man, but ZZ Top put it in the song, and you don’t argue with ZZ Top.
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There’s an OUTLET for Coverse? I’m now extremely jealous.
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I’ve got to find me a Sharp Dressed Man. I prefer mine unenbearded, though.
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