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Describe your biggest fear in six words or less. Here are a few of mine to help you get started...
(12) McCain Gets Elected; Dies In Office
Sarah Palin starring as the funny governor lady/commander in chief.
(10) Evil Pigeons Learn To Read
(8) Frank Caliendo Takes Over Daily Show
Does this guy actually have a TV show or just millions of f’ing commercials?
If anyone has actually ever seen this show, El Guapo would like to know.
(6) Scientists Discover Seinfeld Linked to Cancer
El Guapo would be in trouble. Big, big trouble.
(4) People Won't Get My Halloween Costume
“What do you mean, you don’t get it?”
(2) CandyMan 3X in Front of Mirror
El Guapo won’t do it. No way. No how. That movie still scares the crap out of me.
El Guapo Also Recommends: What Are You Thankful for In 6 Words or Less
The McRib Sandwich is Back at McDonalds!!
Giant Killer Penguins
Apparently there’s some beef over this whole global warming issue and the penguins are not too pleased with us humans. It’s only a matter of time before they take over the world and make every occasion a black tie affair. God help us.
added by captinplanit 10/28/2008
Lactose Intolerance
I know I didn’t make the six word limit, but I think these two are scary enough.
added by Elijay 10/28/2008
New Kids on the Block Get Back Together
Doh! My fear has come true.
added by jaywop 10/29/2008
Second!
I second that the scariest thing EVER is running out of parmesan. Absolutely.
added by emme lily 03/06/2009
Sewer Residing Clowns
If your bouncy ball, paper ship, $100 bill, or wedding ring falls down the sewer grate…
just let it go.
added by Hi Liner 11/19/2008
(11) Nation Elects Democrats; God Cancels Christmas
(9) Transatlantic Flight; Seat Between These Guys
(7) David Plouffe Obtains My Phone Number
Dear David Plouffe,
If I donate, will you promise to stay out of my inbox for at least two hours.
Gracias,
El Guapo
(5) Robot Pandas
El Guapo says, “Muy Creepy”
(3) Taco Bell
Carne de poo poo?
And My Number One Fear is...Chicago Winter Lasts through June
Es muy frio. El Guapo gusta California. No es Ready for Chicago Winter.
Zac Efron Stops Making Movies
High School through Nursing Home Musical. No joke.
added by Dominic Toretto 10/28/2008
White Castle Closing before 3 AM
The FDA’s newest food pyramid.
added by Matt 10/28/2008
Norton will remake another comic movie
Seriously. What was he thinking? I love him and all, but The Hulk? Seriously?
added by freeandflawed 10/29/2008
WTF Unicorns
That’s your worst fear? That unicorns walk on water? My only fear is that they stop selling these awesome posters at the county fair.
Robots with Missiles Riding Badass Unicorns
I don’t care if unicorns can walk on water, just so long as they keep away from the robots.
added by Hi Liner 11/19/2008
Bad-ass spider on light bulb.
Imagine this, only about THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND TIMES BIGGER.
I rest my case.
added by AugustRush 03/12/2009
You call that a spider?
This is a spider. Just looking at this picture turns me into a little girl.
added by Hi Liner 03/12/2009
LOUD NOISES!
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Ever since I was a kid, I’ve been terrified of loud noises (cannons, something metal falling to a hard surface, etc.) Even unexpected noises like a balloon popping (if I see someone blowing one up too much, I get very anxious), a doorbell or knock on the door (when you’re not expected anyone).
added by lachlalanni 01/13/2010
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Whatev. Is that a real pigeon reading a real newspaper? Yeah. Didn’t think so…
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Thanks Elissa, but I can’t take credit for that. I got it off the Internet. I think the original pic came from a site called fail blog or something like that.
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