Cat and Mouse

Sara and I were super cute a couple years ago as we dressed as cat and mouse and chased each other around the basement party.

Battle of the Stars

As a pregnant Nicole Richie, I got hated on by model Giselle and Rhianna, with her umbrella. Not cool.

And you have no idea how many dirty looks I got because I was drinking while “pregnant.”

Steve - 2008

FTW!!!!

Whoopie cushion

This is one of those costumes that you’ll look back on later in your life and wonder what the hell was wrong with your parents.

And I think it’s HILARIOUS! Until someone tries to sit on it. “It’s not a real whoopie cushion, folks! It’s a little baby!”

Frog Dog

I really want a dog, soley so I can dress him or her up for Halloween. Animal cruelty? Whatever.

NOT Happy Campers

That would be me in the Cabbage Patch outfit, which clearly I did not like. My sister is drowning in some Pride pink fur. Did I mention it was “Indian Summer” that Halloween? Yeah, a million degrees outside. This pic of my sis makes me practically pee my pants in hysterics EVERY SINGLE TIME I see it.

Look Both Ways When Crossing

My friend Jill and I always laughed about our height difference, so for Halloween in 2003 we played it up. I was the crossing guard, she was the little girl. We won the $100 costume prize that year. The bouncer didn’t really want to let Jill into the bar – he thought she was 10 years old .

Sweet as Candy?

My mother made me do it. She also handmade the Butterfinger candy bar outfit. I look as miserable as I felt – I had poison ivy all over my body!

Zombie surgeon

This was not only the cheapest costume ever, but the only one that has actually made children cry. Which, if I’m not mistaken, is the point of Halloween. According to the Declaration of Independence, no less.

Bear and Girl

This is full of lulz.