Who Were You In High School?
Oh, come on. We all have a dark secret past, otherwise known as adolescence. Truth is, enough time has passed that we can now all look back on those distant memories a bit more fondly. Or maybe, burning our yearbook after senior year was the best thing we ever did.
Band Geek
Some of the lowest of the low. The band geeks… always the ones to go to Ivy League colleges and turn out to be smoking hot later in life. Not quite my situation, but it could have been.
A pretty wonderful documentary about all the pain and happiness of high school. Highly recommended.
The Drama Geek
Actually worst than the band geek in my book. In between idolizing the work of Mandy Patinkin and trying to read all of Shakespeare, getting into the school play was always the center of social calendar. Ugh. So young. So frustratingly stupid.
Drill Smile!!!!???
The video above is similar to what it was when I was in high school… except it used to be like 4x as many people and there would be pom poms… I wasn’t really a bitch, but being on the team had that stereotype… Or maybe, that is just my excuse?
You know what being on the team was like? Just like that movie, “Bring it On.” Nasty and intense competitions, where winning was everything you worked for.
The High School Newspaper Editor
My softer side… and a bit more chubby.
Shy Girl
I was an interesting mix. I was super shy in high school, but in order to feel comfortable, I was sometimes loud and obnoxious. Can someone be both shy and the class clown?
Miss Understood
Everyone probably thought I was some kind overachieving nerd: I was in choir, I played the cello, took AP classes and was on the track team. But all I really wanted was to drink heavily and get laid…I just never got invited :(
Come to think of it, drinking heavily and getting laid are pretty much what I want now. GO figure.
My cello now stands in the corner of my studio apartment for “overnight guests” to ask about in awkward attempts to make conversation.
I did rock a Fedora
That’s right. I wore a fedora, and I wore it with pride. Only the cool kids in my school could have made the style choices I made. That’s what made us different. When I say “us”, I actually mean “only me”.
Jon Cryer - Fashion Hero
Thanks Duckie – you truly made it happen. The fedora. The jacket. The fact that you lied to all of us and got the girl in the end. You are an inspiration.
The Rebel
Always the kid that had to march to his own drummer. You never knew whose side he was on. I hear that he’s a reformed Christian in Florida now.
The Good Girl
Seriously, I was. I didn’t get into trouble, I followed the rules. I was everyone’s friend. I didn’t smoke.
Then along came college. Yowza.
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The Hippie
You smoked weed. You tuned out. You played the guitar. Cool kids were kind of afraid of your non-conformity but were also unaware of just how much you were laughing at all of them. You now work for Microsoft.
The Floater
You don’t really belong to a group. You’re not a thespian, a jock, a dead head, a goth, or part of the math club. You’re just…. painfully normal. You now work as a human resources specialist.
I Was The Cynical One
I had my little group of friends and we’d sit around the lunch table and talk about everyone. Mostly how much EVERYONE got on our nerves.
Goth
Yes, I was the one wearing all black, listening to Marilyn Manson on my portable CD player, and drawing pictures of Satan all over my notebook. Ah, those were the days!
Cheerleader
Cheerleading is like a religion in Texas, so it’s no wonder I dedicated my every waking hour in high school (aside from studying, of course) to cheer practices, games and competitions. I not only cheered varsity for my high school, but also competed on an all-star squad AND coached during my spare time.
Bring it!
I was the private all-girls school kid who wanted to be a lighthouse keeper
I had friends, was smart, played sports, had a pretty cute haircut and knew how to wear my plaid uniform well and get away with uniform violations like wearing a hoodie that said, “Duquesne University Teachers do it with class.” I may have played some pranks, sipped some wine while being after-school secretary, pushed kids on swings during my after-school day care job. And for about 2 years when everyone was doing hardcore college planning, I just wanted to be a lighthouse keeper.
I haven’t really changed all that much…
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