Who Were You In High School?

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Oh, come on. We all have a dark secret past, otherwise known as adolescence. Truth is, enough time has passed that we can now all look back on those distant memories a bit more fondly. Or maybe, burning our yearbook after senior year was the best thing we ever did.

Band Geek

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Some of the lowest of the low. The band geeks… always the ones to go to Ivy League colleges and turn out to be smoking hot later in life. Not quite my situation, but it could have been.

American Teen

A pretty wonderful documentary about all the pain and happiness of high school. Highly recommended.

The Drama Geek

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Actually worst than the band geek in my book. In between idolizing the work of Mandy Patinkin and trying to read all of Shakespeare, getting into the school play was always the center of social calendar. Ugh. So young. So frustratingly stupid.

I Was a Drill Team Bitch

added by AlexandraF 12/03/2008

Drill Smile!!!!???

The video above is similar to what it was when I was in high school… except it used to be like 4x as many people and there would be pom poms… I wasn’t really a bitch, but being on the team had that stereotype… Or maybe, that is just my excuse?

You know what being on the team was like? Just like that movie, “Bring it On.” Nasty and intense competitions, where winning was everything you worked for.

added by AlexandraF 12/03/2008

The High School Newspaper Editor

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My softer side… and a bit more chubby.

added by AlexandraF 12/03/2008

Shy Girl

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I was an interesting mix. I was super shy in high school, but in order to feel comfortable, I was sometimes loud and obnoxious. Can someone be both shy and the class clown?

added by freeandflawed 12/04/2008

Miss Understood

Everyone probably thought I was some kind overachieving nerd: I was in choir, I played the cello, took AP classes and was on the track team.  But all I really wanted was to drink heavily and get laid…I just never got invited :(

Come to think of it, drinking heavily and getting laid are pretty much what I want now.  GO figure.

added by GillianS 12/11/2008
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My cello now stands in the corner of my studio apartment for “overnight guests” to ask about in awkward attempts to make conversation.

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I did rock a Fedora

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That’s right. I wore a fedora, and I wore it with pride. Only the cool kids in my school could have made the style choices I made. That’s what made us different. When I say “us”, I actually mean “only me”.

Jon Cryer - Fashion Hero

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Thanks Duckie – you truly made it happen. The fedora. The jacket. The fact that you lied to all of us and got the girl in the end. You are an inspiration.

The Rebel

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Always the kid that had to march to his own drummer. You never knew whose side he was on. I hear that he’s a reformed Christian in Florida now.

The Good Girl

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Seriously, I was. I didn’t get into trouble, I followed the rules. I was everyone’s friend. I didn’t smoke.

Then along came college. Yowza.

added by mswen 12/03/2008

The Hippie

You smoked weed. You tuned out. You played the guitar. Cool kids were kind of afraid of your non-conformity but were also unaware of just how much you were laughing at all of them. You now work for Microsoft.

added by Andrea D 12/03/2008

The Floater

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You don’t really belong to a group. You’re not a thespian, a jock, a dead head, a goth, or part of the math club. You’re just…. painfully normal. You now work as a human resources specialist.

added by Elijay 12/03/2008

I Was The Cynical One

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I had my little group of friends and we’d sit around the lunch table and talk about everyone. Mostly how much EVERYONE got on our nerves.

added by Coffee Slut 07/29/2009

Goth

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Yes, I was the one wearing all black, listening to Marilyn Manson on my portable CD player, and drawing pictures of Satan all over my notebook. Ah, those were the days!

added by tmamone 07/29/2009

Cheerleader

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Cheerleading is like a religion in Texas, so it’s no wonder I dedicated my every waking hour in high school (aside from studying, of course) to cheer practices, games and competitions. I not only cheered varsity for my high school, but also competed on an all-star squad AND coached during my spare time.

Bring it!

added by JCsuperstar 07/30/2009

I was the private all-girls school kid who wanted to be a lighthouse keeper

I had friends, was smart, played sports, had a pretty cute haircut and knew how to wear my plaid uniform well and get away with uniform violations like wearing a hoodie that said, “Duquesne University Teachers do it with class.” I may have played some pranks, sipped some wine while being after-school secretary, pushed kids on swings during my after-school day care job. And for about 2 years when everyone was doing hardcore college planning, I just wanted to be a lighthouse keeper.

I haven’t really changed all that much…

added by aliciak 07/30/2009
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I'm a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. You may've seen me around town at The Peoples Improv Theater, Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and Under St. Marks. I write funny stuff and maintain the blog, Sssh, don't tell anybody, but every single female Guidetripper and Maven is crushing on m...