Doody Ave, Cat F*cker Blvd and 11 More Ridiculously WTF Street Names That Will Make You Wonder...

by ElGuapo  -  January 03, 2009
Humor | Geek

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Last month I was visiting Grandma in Northampton, MA and drove by a street called Doody Ave. WTF??? I thought to myself. That's the most retarded street name I'd ever seen. It got me thinking -- could there possibly be a US street name stinkier than Doody Ave? Holy Shit!!! The answer is a resounding, YES!! I did a search on the Google. Here are 12 of the worst f*cking street names in America. The people that came up with these names should not be allowed to hold public office.

Cat F*cker Blvd???

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Oh, that Arlene…she’s a real cougar if you ask me.

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Because Boner Canyon Drive was already taken…

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Just imagine trying to tell the pizza guy to deliver to your address on Butthole Lane…

“Yeah, I swear, dude. It’s 826 Butthole Lane. Apartment 2A.”

Poop Zone the

5825 Washington St, Downers Grove, IL 60516

Conveniently located between Kaka St. and Butthole Lane. Around the corner from Taint Blvd.

Conveniently located between Kaka St. and Butthole Lane. Around the corner from Taint Blvd.

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I’m not even going to touch this one.

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Yes, Europe = Funny.

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In beautiful Ruby Ridge, Idaho

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Honestly? WTF??? Photoshop or real? Personally, I find this one hard to believe.

If real, i’m guessing it’s probably somewhere in England.

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El Guapo reporting for Doody.

Doodie Hunters

Hillsboro, OR 97123

If you can’t find Doody Ave, El Guapo will find it for you. Seriously, this is a bad name for a business.

If you can’t find Doody Ave, El Guapo will find it for you. Seriously, this is a bad name for a business.

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Oh yes, I live on Poo Poo Blvd…

Where the president of the Pen 15 club lives...

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“Excuse me, Sir. I believe you got a dickfor on your shoulder.”

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Where Santa Clause would live if Santa was from Boston. Sugahhhhhh…

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As if we needed a road sign to alert us to this…

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Why? Seriously, who are the f*cking idiots on City Council that come up with this crap?

Big Foots Toe Jam

Mukilteo, WA 98275

Made with Lingonberries and real bits of big foot. It tastes better than you’d think.

Made with Lingonberries and real bits of big foot. It tastes better than you’d think.

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Discussions

by EmilyL  06/23/2009  Show 1 Reply

There’s a street called Harms Way near where I live.

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by captinplanit  01/28/2009  Reply

There’s nothing funny about being raped by a broom, my friend.

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by aliciak  01/20/2009  Reply

There are two state parks in Kentucky: Big Bone Lick State Park and Big Beaver Lick State Park. CANNOT WAIT to investigate. The photo ops!!!

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