Writing A New York Movie
You've spent thousands of dollars on film school, you've worked God knows how many hours as a PA on Gossip Girl, you've had the unfortunate task of having to be Tina Fey's coffee gopher. But after a few hard years, you've gotten enough connections to finally pitch your great idea for a New York movie. One problem: you can't write anything. You stay up until two in the morning, staring at a blank computer screen with circles under your eyes deep enough to be the Grand Canyon. First thing's first: go to bed. Second: get out of your apartment and live life. Third: come back, read this guide, and send me a check when you sell your script to Paramount.