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Does your job blow? It could be worse. You could have one of these jobs: the 30 WORST jobs of all time.
#30 Semi-Professional Hair Model
#28 Adult Seal Clubber
Arrgh..Take that, Seal!!
#26 Democratic Congressional Intern
This job sucks!
#24 Token "Ethnic" Model For College Campus Brochure Covers
Look at us. We’re DIVERSE!! Yippee!!!
#22 Empire State Building TV Repair Man
I’m here to fix the cable.
#20 Production Assistant on Porn Set
#19 Being Lou Dobbs
I hate Mexicans!!
#17 Comcast Customer Service Rep
“Hi, welcome to Comcast. How can I f*ck you?”
#15 Elephant Poopy Collector
#13 Hay Chewer Person
For realz?
#11 Institutional Armpit Sniffer
This job stinks!!
#7 Professional Dickface
Look, I have a mustache!
#5 Chinese Army ROTC Program
At least I don’t work for Dealgooder…
#2 ShamWow Salesguy
AKA the love child of a gremlin and Willam DeFoe
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#3 Undercover Donkey-Zebra Spy
Don’t tell anyone, but I’m really a donkey
#1 Being Paul Bunyon
Let me axe you a question.
#29 Baby Seal Clubber
I’m going to make you into a lady’s coat.
#27 McManager
“Pssst…Tracy, I just wanted to tell you that those pleated pants are very becoming on you.”
#25 Midget Basketball Player
Still more interesting than the WNBA
#23 "Run for Nuclear" 5K race coordinator
Repeat after me: “Nuclear Energy is Safe Energy! Nuclear Energy is Safe Energy! Nuclear Energy is Safe Energy!”
#21 Freelance Writer
I can also drink from stemmed glasses.
#18 Regional Ambassador for Association of Buttface Professionals
AKA Lou Dobbs
#16 Cambodian U-Haul Driver
Well shit…at least I don’t work for Comcast
#14 Dud Bomb Tester
#12 Child Actor
Okay, who is calling child services?
#10 4H Camp Counselor
AKA horse fluffer.
#8 Medical Study Testee
I’ve actually contemplated this one…
#6 US Army ROTC
#4 Recording Artist
ouch!
#3 Snake Whisperer
I HATE my job!!!
#1 President of the Free World in 2010
WORST. JOB. EVER!!!! Starting your presidency during the shittiest economy in the last 90,000 years….Hmmm, good luck with the midterms. You’re gonna need it.
#2 Robot Firefighter
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i’ve never understood why anyone would want to be the president either!!! you can’t choke on a pretzel without it being printed on the front page the next day. lame
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This is hilarious! But if #26 factors into my dream tonight, you’re gonna pay.
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