The worst face lifts ever. Blech.

Bruce Jenner

Face lifts are not supposed to remove half your eyebrow. Or make you look like a girl when you are, in fact, a man.

At least you (or your stepdaughter) admitted it!

Daryl Hannah

Kill Bill? More like kill the guy who did that to your face.

Too bad. I kinda liked Daryl Hannah. Splash ruled.

Joan Rivers

BARF.

Kylie Minogue

QUEEN OF THE BAT BROW BRIGADE!

Rose McGowan

Oh god that is so f$#@ed up. She looks like my grandma now.

Rupert Everett

Oh Rupert, you sad nancy. You were so much hotter with the craggy older hawk thing going on.

Liddy & Bob Dole

Two awful face lifts for the price one.

I’m guessing their plastic surgeon was a Democrat.

I feel like her eyes are at least an inch further apart. It’s called a face lift, not a face spread.

Kenny Rogers

Hey look! Kenny Rogers somehow inherited Paris Hilton’s wonky eye!

Marie Osmond

She’s a little bit country, and a not a little bit self-absorbed.

Jessica Lange

She ruined a perfectly good normal face – three times, it appears.

Rachael Ray

HEEEEEEEELP I’M STUCK IN A WIIIIND TUUUUNNEEEEEEEEEL