AC/DC

This one never made sense. A cretin in knickers on guitar and an unintelligible screamer on “vocals,” yet these guys have sold a bazillion records.

Bon Jovi

Take every bad rock cliche and give it to a guy whose cousin was the chief engineer at New York’s most successful recording studio, and you’ve got an overhyped bunch of NTACs

The Cars

This band had some potential: a few Berklee grads, the drummer from Jonathan Richman’s Modern Lovers, and a songwriter full of pop hooks. But they fell short – really short. Message to radio program directors – if you stopped playing the Cars, nobody would care.

Kiss

Yeah, these guys totally suck.

Journey

Doesn’t matter that these guys came out of Santana’s band. The amount of suck they added to the aggregate rock lexicon is unforgivable.

Creed

Seriously, does anyone like these guys?

Barenaked Ladies

Basic rule: If you think you’re funny, you’re not. You’re just stupid.

Quiet Riot

If not for these guys, Slade might have been the worst band evar. But in 1983 a Slade cover band went to No. 1. Quiet Riot were the absolute sux.

Color Me Badd

Not only were they horrible, cheesy, and everything that was badd (ha!) about early 90’s music, but these guys thought they were the sexiest, hottest things on the planet. And they just weren’t. At all.

ICP

‘nuff said.

Go-Gos

No-talent T&A clowns.

ABBA

No more “Mamma Mia!” pls.

Marcy Playground

Remember when being obvious was somehow being clever? Oh, 1998 – how I miss you.

Jefferson Starship

As much as I liked Jefferson Airplane, this abortion just never should have happened. BTW, I like Journey!

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