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WOMEN: The many varieties in New York City
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- August 28, 2008
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Obviously, I am not a dude, and I happen to really enjoy men, that being said- if I man came up to me and asked where to find his "type" of woman, I'd know exactly where to direct him. Here's the deal men; though you act as if we are the most mystical/confusing creatures ever, we are really quite simple. If anything, we'd really appreciate it if you'd up your attempts at chivalry, and start to "man up" a bit. So here's your guide, don't be scared...come talk to us, please don't be creepy, please be respectful, and remember every woman likes to feel adored- whether she's of the princess variety or not. Good luck and God speed.
The Princess
Bubble Lounge
228 W Broadway, New York, NY 10013
Champagne says “Class….celebration, cheers to me and my fabulous self.” You’ll find ton’s of princess types here.
Champagne says “Class….celebration, cheers to me and my fabulous self.” You’ll find ton’s of princess types here.
Frederic Fekkai SOHO Salon
394 W Broadway, New York, NY 10012
THE “BLOW OUT” I have discovered is the NYC woman’s favorite past time….you have no idea how many times I walk down the street and her women on their cell phones saying, “Yes- I need to schedule a BLOW OUT. TODAY.” This, is serious stuff…the blow out is the new black.
THE “BLOW OUT” I have discovered is the NYC woman’s favorite past time….you have no idea how many times I walk down the street and her women on their cell phones saying, “Yes- I need to schedule a BLOW OUT. TODAY.” This, is serious stuff…the blow out is the new black.
The “Friend” Girl
Common Ground
206 Avenue A, New York, NY 10009
Watch The “Friend” Girl kick your ass in a serious game of Monopoly or Connect Four, while also drinking you under the table.
Watch The “Friend” Girl kick your ass in a serious game of Monopoly or Connect Four, while also drinking you under the table.
Hill Country
30 W 26th Street, New York, NY 10010
The only other people you could get down on chicken wings and messy BBQ is with "the guys, " which absolutely includes The “Friend” Girl, you know she’ll be grubbing on cornbread just as much as the next guy.
The only other people you could get down on chicken wings and messy BBQ is with "the guys, " which absolutely includes The “Friend” Girl, you know she’ll be grubbing on cornbread just as much as the next guy.
The Business Woman
Look, men- stop being threatened you can both be “providers.” The Business Woman can be pretty intimidating, the power suit, the fast pace, the furrowed brow, the pointy heels that could easily do damage if you got out of line, I understand why most of them are single. I’m afraid of them. The Business Woman doesn’t have a whole lot of time for a relationship, but will give her best effort with after-work drinks, with you and her colleagues. The Business Woman is most likely in your office right now and you’ve found yourself strangely turned on as she snaps at her assistant to “make more copies!” The Business Woman may be a bit stand offish, but you must understand transitioning from intense conference calls with business overseas to love-making can be a bit tricky.
NOTE: Don’t expect her to bear your children anytime soon.
Cibar
56 Irving Place, New York, NY 10003
Cibar Lounge is the perfect place for her to, “kick back” and enjoy a swanky martini….or meet clients staying at the Inn above for a nightcap?
Cibar Lounge is the perfect place for her to, “kick back” and enjoy a swanky martini….or meet clients staying at the Inn above for a nightcap?
The Quirky Girl
IFC Center
323 Avenue Of The Americas, New York, NY 10014
She will undoubtedly see INDIE films ONLY. Film festival approved.
She will undoubtedly see INDIE films ONLY. Film festival approved.
The Box
189 Chrystie Street New York, NY 10002
Only The Quirky Girl would have friends that are carnies. Or, maybe she IS a carny?
Domestic Diva
The Princess/Diva/Biatch?
It’s incredible how men flock to these types. The Princess will almost always give you a run for your money, sometimes literally. The Princess expects flowers and expensive wine. High maintenance? You betcha. Not only will she get her nails done three times a week, but she’ll blow through your bank account spending cash on things like gold plated key rings. The Princess expects to be wined and dined, constantly dazzled and given a great massage at the end of her strenuous day. Don’t be alarmed when you take the Princess out on a date and she order a salad, with everything “on the side.”
NOTE: Beware of breaking a princess’ heart, or her Daddy will break your legs.
Pegu Club
77 W Houston St, New York, NY 10012
Where the high maintenance sip back martinis…
Where the high maintenance sip back martinis…
The Pegu Club
Completely Bare
103 5th Avenue, New York, NY 10003
Waxing? From head to toe, dontcha know?
Waxing? From head to toe, dontcha know?
The "Friend" Girl
YOU ALL KNOW HER. As a matter of fact, she is essential for any man to TRULY function. The “Friend” Girl makes up for all the things the “Girlfriend” doesn’t have. The “Friend” Girl, usually isn’t a total babe, but attractive enough to keep her around. The “Friend” Girl sticks around while you date girls like “The Princess” and is there telling you " I told you so" when The Princess proves to be a terrible beast. The “Friend” Girl is “someday” material, but until you’re ready to settle down most men will make her feel completely undesirable. The “Friend” Girl will watch the game with you, make you laugh, hop in on a game of baseball at the park, and will surprise the H*ll out of you if she ever put on heels. The “Friend” Girl, really deserves more play.
Neighborhoods: Wherevvverrrr, The “Friend” Girl totally goes with the flowwww.
Bleecker Street Bar
56-58 Bleecker Street New York, NY 10012
Beer, Billiards and Darts! Everything any cool chick would be up for.
Advice for The "Friend" Girl
Have no fear, you’re a gem- he knows it. I know it, they all know it. Plus, you’re way more fun….don’t go lowering your standards simply because you don’t want to be single, wait ti out for the right one who will see your fabulousness.
The Business Woman
Laguardia Airport
Laguardia Airport, Flushing, NY 11371
Did I mention she travels quite a bit?
Did I mention she travels quite a bit?
Asiate Restaurant
80 Columbus Cir, New York, NY 10023
Being a powerful business woman, means having powerful business lunches at swanky hotels like The Mandarin Oriental…impress your customers…
Being a powerful business woman, means having powerful business lunches at swanky hotels like The Mandarin Oriental…impress your customers…
Ten essentials for achieving success from Martha Stewart
Take all the smart business woman tips, minus the crime?
The Quirky Girl
The Quirky Girl is like a non-stop version of Natalie Portman’s character in Garden State. Or bizarre Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind or Isla Fisher’s character in Wedding Crashers. The Quirky Girl will almost always have a strange accessory on i.e. cowboy hat shaped earrings, a necklace shaped like a spoon, a helmet? The Quirky Girl knows all the underground everything, bands, news, Weird Al songs. The Quirky Girl with both amuse and inspire you while taking you on a rollercoaster of life, each evening is guaranteed to be pure entertainment- especially when she wears her pink wig.
Back Room
102 Norfolk St, New York, NY 10002
Speakeasy vibe, liquor poured into teacups, knick knacks and Art Nouveau vibe…it’s quirk central.
Speakeasy vibe, liquor poured into teacups, knick knacks and Art Nouveau vibe…it’s quirk central.
Women around New York City
Domestic Diva/Baby Mama/ Professional Housecleaner
….wrong state. Try again in the Midwest.
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Good post
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Matt….I am an incredible BLEND of ALL of these chicks, this is why I chose the topic ;)
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Good God. I would hate to be a man. Having to deal with all this lunacy. The woman on your guide picture? Psyyyyyy-cho! I think you covered ’em all here. Good job. :)
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