Winter Duds: The "What in the Heck Were You Thinking?!?" Edition

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Blame your parents or the pages of Vogue, but you've made some serious errors in judgment when it comes to winter ware. Big swishy pants, florescent hats and those hideous hideous Uggs. Come on, show us some bundled-up fashion mistakes.

Balaclavas

The 1960’s were cool for a lot of reasons, but these frightening balaclavas (what these ski mask things are called)…well…they are wrong for so many reasons. I’m all for knitted headgear, but let’s stick to heather grey cable knit berrets, okay?

Wow. Just wow.

You might want to double-check the knitting pattern you’re using, because as a knitter myself, it looks as if you may have added an extra…oh…37 stitches? Also, swelling of the hands can be a symptom of a lot of ailments—you may want to get that checked out!

 

I can't put my ARMS down!

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Poor Randy. Ralph may have shot his eye out with a BB gun…er…got hit in the eye with an icicle (yeah, that’s it!), but Randy had to wear a butt-ugly winter ensemble that defied logic. He couldn’t move his arms, he had to pee, he fell down in the snow and couldn’t get up…all because of this stupid ensemble!

Winter Boots or Year-round Boots?

Please God, neither! Didn’t you see what they’re called? UGGS. Like “ugh” or short for “ugly.”

Chewbacca called.

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He wants his lower legs back.

added by mswen 11/23/2008
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