Why Will Ferrell is #1

He'll give HEF a run for his money

Have you ever seen anyone sexier in a smoking jacket before??? I don’t think so.

He knows how to DRINK with the best of 'em

I can’t handle a man who can’t handle his liquor, so yay for Will Ferrell. Even if he does end up getting naked and streaking……

He looks AMAZING in rhinestones and spandex

Look at that face.

He's got the holidays SPIRIT

There’s nothing worse than a man who’s a Grinch.

HE'S A SUPERMODEL

Who wouldn’t want to carry this around in their wallet???

He'll make love to you on a BEAR SKIN RUG

He may even light some candles.

He's comfortable with his sexuality...

man, I love seeing hot guys make out. You? No? Just me?

He'll be your best CHEERLEADER

Who wears short shorts???? HE WEARS SHORT SHORTS.

He's a SEXIER version of JESUS

He'll be a hot bald guy.

He'll give you MORE COWBELL

He's Extremely Quotable

“Great Odin’s raven.”

“I’ll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper… and some cheese.”

“You’re a real hooker. I’m gonna slap you in public.”

“Knights of Columbus, that hurt. "

and everyone’s favorite:

“Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island? "