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Wicked Weird: A Guide to Boston's Bizarre

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A statue of Leif Erikson, explorer who never made it here? A giant steaming tea kettle above a coffeeshop? Boston's wicked weird, huh?

Weird Boston

Boston has a long and pretty weird history.  The city has weathered two seriously damaging blizzards and has the distinction of being the only city to ever experience a devastating flood of molasses (21 people were killed – the only 21 people to ever die from molasses-related injuries).

In a city where kissing was once a punishable crime, there are bound to be a few strange things left…here’s Boston’s best existing oddities. 

Skinny House

Skinny House

The "Skinny House"

44 HULL ST BOSTON, MA 02113

This house is only ten feet wide, but it still thinks it’s fat. Said to have been built for the purpose of blocking a neighbor’s view of the waterfront, this is now the second-narrowest house in the world (the first is in Ireland)

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Pregnant Building

The Pregnant Building

BOSTON, MA 02111

An example of Art Moderne architecture, this monstrosity has been referred to as the pregnant building since its completion in 1971 – back in the day, there was a lollipop-esque statue across the way; imagine:

“So, I’ll meet you at the pregnant building.”
“The what?”
“You know, the pregnant building – near the lollipop!”

Weird, Boston, weird.

Harvard Bridge Smoots

CAMBRIDGE, MA 02138

What is a Smoot?

Poor Oliver Smoot. Despite being president of the ISO for a couple years, he’ll always be best known as a measurement. A what? Yeah, click the link.

Leigh's List of Accidental East Coast Discoveries

Guidespot author Leigh shares her list of weird East Coast items (including the MOBA!)

5 Very Strange Boston Incidents

  1. You all know about the Salem Witch Trials, but what about Boston’s own witch trial?  In 1656, opinionated Anne Hibbons was hanged as a witch – we’ve come a long way…
  2. Atop Faneuil Hall there is a unique grasshopper weathervane, but for a few days in 1974, there was not – a man who had worked on the building had stolen the grasshopper, hoping to hold it for ransom.  He was quickly caught and the vane restored.
  3. The John Hancock Building, finished in ‘77, is Boston’s tallest skyscraper, but when it was first built, it was the ugliest, too.  The mirrored windows were soldered too tightly and began to fall out when hit by high winds – they were then replaced with plywood temporarily, earning the building the nickname “The Plywood Palace.”
  4. The Molasses Flood of 1919 is perhaps one of the weirdest American events ever, nevermind Boston events.  A tank containing 2.3 million gallons of the sticky stuff exploded and sent molasses pouring down the streets at 35 mph, killing 21 people, injuring 150, and causing over a million dollars in damages.
  5. 1816 was a strange year.  Known in Boston as The Year Without a Summer, 1816 was the year Mount Tambora erupted in Indonesia, causing weird weather patterns globally.  Boston was hit by snow in June, the latest incidence ever recorded there.

Museum of Bad Art

Museum of Bad Art

Leigh's list of wacky museums

The Museum of Bad Art

73 PARKER RD NEEDHAM, MA 02494

Art really doesn’t get much worse than this. The painting below, for example, was found in the garbage outside Mr. Winslow’s house. Apparently, after learning of his work’s inclusion in the museum, he offered up even more garbage! Art so bad it’s good.

"More" by Sandy Winslow

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A particularly lovely Museum of Bad Art selection.

The Official MOBA Website

Liberty Hotel

151 Merrimac St, Boston, MA 02114

What’s so weird about a hotel, you ask? The Liberty used to be the Charles Street Jail, and its bar, Alibi, used to be the drunk tank. Unfortunately, the drinks here are prohibitively expensive, but not as prohibitive as the fines for getting out of here back in the day of Prohibition!

What’s so weird about a hotel, you ask? The Liberty used to be the Charles Street Jail, and its bar, Alibi, used to be the drunk tank. Unfortunately, the drinks here are prohibitively expensive, but not as prohibitive as the fines for getting out of here back in the day of Prohibition!

The Liberty Hotel

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So which ducks are cuter?

 
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Leif Erikson Statue, Commonwealth Avenue

Leif Erikson Statue

BOSTON, MA 02118

In the 1880s, a fellow named Eben Norton (who, incidentally, discovered baking powder), was convinced that the Vikings had sailed up the Charles River and settled in Boston. Maybe he was right, or maybe he was delusional, but either way, the end result is this bizarre statue of Leif Erikson.

The Book of Skin at the Boston Athenaeum

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James Allen's Book of Skin

BOSTON, MA 02110

You heard me. Book. Of. Skin. Book of skin. Apparently Mr. Allen, before his demise, requested that his book, a deathbed confession to the warden of the Massachusetts state prison where he had been held, be bound in his own skin. And so, the skin was taken from his back, treated like leather, and the book was bound. The bookbinder, Peter Low, at first was not aware of the material he had been given for binding – imagine figuring that one out!

A Treasure Map to the Bizarre

Sign of the Times

Beacon Street’s Citgo Sign

Citgo Sign

400 BEACON ST BOSTON, MA 02116

A couple of years ago, the powers that be were awfully close to tearing down this Beacon Street landmark. And then some college kids, and a Facebook group, and a whole lot of others championed the cause and fought for the sign to stay. It’s damn ugly, and even worse now that it’s all digitized, but it helps you find your way home at night.

The Citgo Monstrosity

Warren Anatomical Museum

10 SHATTUCK ST BOSTON, MA 02115

Come one, come all to the freakshow – I mean, the Warren Anatomical Museum, which houses Phineas Gage’s skull + 14,999 other curiosities.

Boston City Hall and Tea Kettle

Boston City Hall and Tea Kettle

Scollay Square Tea Kettle

BOSTON, MA 02111

Do you think Starbucks intentionally leased this property for the kettle or was it a coincidence? And how come Teavana didn’t snatch the location up? This giant tea kettle has been around since the glorious days of the Oriental tea company and can hold two hundred and twenty seven gallons, two quarts, one pint, and three gills. It’s at its most wonderful in winter, when it actually steams!

A History of the Infamous Scollay Square

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Make Way for Ducklings, Boston Common

Make Way for Ducklings

BOSTON, MA 02116

What’s wackier than a row of ducklings following their proud mother down a Boston street? Granted, most of us know that the statues are based on the children’s book by Robert McCloskey, but to the uninitiated, these random duckies sure seem strange!

Bonus Bizzaro!

Lobster Mickey

It’s a bird, it’s a plane…It’s LOBSTER MICKEY!

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