Why None of Us Should be Drinking & Driving

by Nick Cobb  -  November 23, 2008

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People all over the world drink. Many of these drinkers have been pulled over for DUI or their location's equivalent. In 2007, according to the National Highway Traffic Association, there were nearly 13,000 alcohol-impaired driving crashes. That is good reason to keep laws against drinking and driving strict. Your television and the internet are filled with videos of people failing miserably at field sobriety tests. While these videos are intended to be humorous, the fact these people were pulled over is no joking matter. Someone's life, or lives, may have been saved the day these people's antics were put to a stop. For that we can all be appreciative. That aside, take a moment to relish in the fact these people were captured but pay attention to the obvious comedy of the situations. Keep in mind that you don't want to be responsible for someone's death and you don't want to have your face popularized by the internet.

Mr. Turner's DUI

Out of control. Mr. Turner acts as most of us would given the situation. It seems that in 1984 getting a DUI was like being involved in a television interview. I’m sure that had to throw him off a bit. Best video of them all (in my opinion of course and I’d like to hear yours). Bottom-line: worth watching ’til the end.

DUI on a Tractor Guy (Part 1) or Steve (Part 1). Take your pick...

This suspects excuse for getting behind the wheel of a lawnmower while under the influence (yes, you read that right) is unbeatable.

Only in America could this shit happen twice.

I wonder if Steve’s (if you missed Steve’s 1st video, scroll up) lawnmower was impounded. If his wife was going to stab him, she likely wasn’t showing up to retrieve the drunk’s makeshift transportation or to bail his ass out of jail. The redneck in this video wasn’t even coherent enough to try and give his wife the call.

Yes, Steve has two videos.

I couldn’t resist adding this other video of Steve. I think the competition is over for most colorful potential DUI candidate. Although he isn’t driving in this video, he solidifies himself here as the funniest “potential” DUI suspect. After watching the video you may understand why his wife wanted to stab him.

Other Guides:

Don’t be like the people in the above videos. Here’s an alternative most people don’t know about. Hopefully, you can charter them in your college’s town.

Sexy and humorous photos from Austin, Texas’ 6th street.

Here’s a guide to Mel Gibson’s work over the years and how he’s managed to avoid the pitfalls involved with typecasting.

 

They ITCH!

These officers can’t even hold their composure as this guy complains about his balls being on fire. Just let the dude scratch his nuts already!

Why are you FUC*ING with me?

I couldn’t quit laughing once the taser took hold. Just comply.

A bit tipsy...

Spackle won’t add too much to his restitution.

At least he was thoughtful enough not to try riding it.

And thank goodness someone pulled him from the road.

A Short DUI Compilation

See why you shouldn’t be drinking and driving?

What a setup

If a cop ever asks you to give him a hand with something when you’re being pulled over, this is one example of why you should say, “no, do you’re fucking job.”

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hahahaha. The dude on the lawnmower killed me.