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Farewell To White Pants
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- September 14, 2009
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Labor Day has tragically passed, and we have once again entered the dismal months during which white pants are no longer socially acceptable. In the spirit of emotional support, let us all join hands, in the shape of a heart, and cathartically lament what we will be missing until the glorious white pants renaissance of Memorial Day.
That old comfy pair from high school that still fits.
It’s soft as a baby’s bottom now!
They're so distracting, no one will notice you forgot your socks!
If only his cell phone had an antennae this photo would be complete.
They help you look like that perfect soccer mom.
Guide To Mom Pants
by: CoffeeSlut
You can show off those new $20 Hanky Pankies.
Don’t be offended when your date doesn’t take the time to admire your $40 pair of undies. He probably just saw them right through your whities!
More early morning underoo admiration.
White pants are not limited to one gender.
Finally, your big chance to wear jams to the office!
They're perfect for your water aerobics potluck.
They match whichever color shirt you choose to tuck into them.
They look so good with your orthopedic sandals.
And they're perfect for that flooded nerdy chiq look that's all the rage.
They become see-through when wet.
Is white body paint a faux-pas too? Oh, wait...Are those pants?
Those stretchy big-step pants.
Even girls who dress themselves love white culottes.
The higher the waist, the closer to god.
They're good for the pear-shaped.
Don't cry! If you're in California, no one cares about seasons!
Stock up on out of season styles here.
Ross Stores Inc
799 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94103
In addition to white pants, you might also find a handy Christmas sweater with two light up doves. I know I did!
In addition to white pants, you might also find a handy Christmas sweater with two light up doves. I know I did!
Thrift Town
2101 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94110
Looking for some shoulder pads and tapered white mom pants? You can probably talk the cashier into selling it to you for 67 cents. Worked for me!
Looking for some shoulder pads and tapered white mom pants? You can probably talk the cashier into selling it to you for 67 cents. Worked for me!
Schauplatz Clothing
791 Valencia St, San Francisco, CA 94110
Plan ahead for your hot Memorial day look with some hot 70s swag from Schauplatz.
Plan ahead for your hot Memorial day look with some hot 70s swag from Schauplatz.
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You better believe I’ll still be wearing my white post-labor day :-)
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This guide has caused me to celebrate Labor Day (and its passing) with a whole new passion. White pants are like nudist colonies: all those that do are the ones who shouldn’t. Susie, I happen to know that you are one of the few exceptions to this and are a classy babe that can pull off the eggshell jeans, so please excuse my analogy.
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Oh white pants are TERRIBLE! GAH!
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