In need of a little attention? Time to change your hair-do? Want to get people talking? This is a guide to what Britney Spears would do in these situations.
Britney Would Hit You Baby, One More Time
Oops, She did it again. First, Britney took over the radio waves and MTV with hit after hit of her catchy pop songs. Her tunes hit the top of the charts and girls everywhere tied their shirts to bare their mid-riffs and put on their Catholic school girl uniforms (not that any of the guys cared.) Who knew this loveable pop princess would grow up to be, well, not that innocent.
Now that’s a cute, young role model
Britney Would Lose Her Virginity
Much to the dismay of parents everywhere, Britney’s included, was the news that Britney Spears was human, and slept with her boyfriend at the time, Justin Timberlake. How could you not think they weren’t doing it? They dressed alike. They were all over eachother and they toured together! Come on…we all knew.
Britney can be seen shopping here…with Paris, Lindsey and all the others. Not sure these outfits came frmo there.
Britney can be seen shopping here…with Paris, Lindsey and all the others. Not sure these outfits came frmo there.
Britney Would Get Married
As the saying goes..”When in Rome.” Well, this time it’s ,”When in Vegas.” Ms. Spears married a high school sweetheart Jason Allexander, another Kentwood, La. native, in 2004. Blaming her decision on booze, the nuptials were quickly annulled. Poor Jason really did get only 15 minutes of fame….but this is just the beginning for Britney.
Britney Would Get Married Again
And then came Kevin Federline. Come on ladies, who wouldn’t marry this guy? (Ahem, me, me!!) As a backup dancer to Ms. Spears, the two had a whirlwind romance that ended in a super classy wedding. This is for real ya’ll!
Britney and K-Fed
Britney Would Do a Reality Show
Chaotic. That was the name of this disturbing view of Britney and Kevin’s wedded bliss. If you thought she might be losing her innocence before, you were certain after this. Her candid talk of their sex life and bizarre rants made me think these two crazy kids were, well, crazy. I bet her mom and dad were super proud.
Britney Would Have a Baby Soon
It didn’t take long for the already a father Kevin Federline to knock Britney up and let the world see some awesome parenting skills. From driving with her son Sean Preston in her lap, to accusations of drinking and drug use around her child, Britney wasn’t exactly praised for being mom of the year.
Not even a year after Sean Preston’s birth had elapsed before news that Brit Brit was preggers again hit the public. I have nothing against people having babies and creating solid, stable families. It’s the American dream. But did you guys see CHAOTIC? I go back to my first statment that I fear this couple is a bit, crazy. Jayden was born.
Holding on for dear life.
Britney Would Get Divorced , Again
She’s not even 30 and she’s been married, and divorced, twice. She has 2 kids. Things are looking south. I’m starting to wonder if things didn’t happen too fast.
Britney Would Show Her Private Parts...to the World
She isn’t the only Hollywood celebrity to be caught off guard getting out of her car without panties wearing a skirt(what is with these girls?) But I think she may hold the record for the number of times she continues to show the Brit Brit bit bits. She is aware of the papparazzi following her and that she is wearing a dress, right?
No panties. just none.
Britney Would Shave Her Head
I’m tired of my bangs. Should I go dark again? Are you as tired of my highlights as I am? I know…....take me to the haridresser, now! Brilliant idea.
Yikes.
Britney Would Attack the Papparazzi
This was just frightening. The look on her face. The evil in her eyes. I have to admit, I rocked myself to sleep that night. I locked the doors and kept a knife close by, just in case.
I’m scared. And unusually surprised at the bobby socks and keds.
Britney Would Go to Rehab...a Few Times
In rehab. Out of rehab. Back in rehab. I feel like I know the landscaping at Promises Malibu as well as anyone who’s been there with the number of times I’ve seen Britney go in and out of these places. But, what the hell. It was her time, right? Lindsey just checked out….now it’s Brit’s turn.
This is what Britney does. Now she’s appeared twice on ‘How I Met Your Mother,’ she’s back in the care of dear ‘ole dad (court’s orders) and she has gotten more time with her kids. Oh, I left that out…Brit lost custody of her kids. But she’s on her way back and I think we’ll see more of her, and better than ever. She seems strong. And , crazy.
Britney on How I Met Your Mother.
Britney Would Go to Costa Rica
With Mel Gibson. I’m sort of adding fuel to that dying rumor, but she is there with Mel…and his wife and her dad superfising her, of course. I would love to go and be her babysitter.
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