Britney Would Hit You Baby, One More Time
Oops, She did it again. First, Britney took over the radio waves and MTV with hit after hit of her catchy pop songs. Her tunes hit the top of the charts and girls everywhere tied their shirts to bare their mid-riffs and put on their Catholic school girl uniforms (not that any of the guys cared.) Who knew this loveable pop princess would grow up to be, well, not that innocent.
Britney Would Lose Her Virginity
Much to the dismay of parents everywhere, Britney’s included, was the news that Britney Spears was human, and slept with her boyfriend at the time, Justin Timberlake. How could you not think they weren’t doing it? They dressed alike. They were all over eachother and they toured together! Come on…we all knew.
Britney Would Get Married
As the saying goes..“When in Rome.” Well, this time it’s ,“When in Vegas.” Ms. Spears married a high school sweetheart Jason Allexander, another Kentwood, La. native, in 2004. Blaming her decision on booze, the nuptials were quickly annulled. Poor Jason really did get only 15 minutes of fame….but this is just the beginning for Britney.
Britney Would Get Married Again
And then came Kevin Federline. Come on ladies, who wouldn’t marry this guy? (Ahem, me, me!!) As a backup dancer to Ms. Spears, the two had a whirlwind romance that ended in a super classy wedding. This is for real ya’ll!
Britney Would Do a Reality Show
Chaotic. That was the name of this disturbing view of Britney and Kevin’s wedded bliss. If you thought she might be losing her innocence before, you were certain after this. Her candid talk of their sex life and bizarre rants made me think these two crazy kids were, well, crazy. I bet her mom and dad were super proud.
Britney Would Have a Baby Soon
It didn’t take long for the already a father Kevin Federline to knock Britney up and let the world see some awesome parenting skills. From driving with her son Sean Preston in her lap, to accusations of drinking and drug use around her child, Britney wasn’t exactly praised for being mom of the year.
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