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Community If McCain Wins What Will You Do?

Started by Coffee Slut | 16 contributors
updated 27 days ago

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I am constantly hearing that this country is going to h**ll if John McCain wins this Presidential Election. My question to you is, if McCain wins, what will you do? Will you move to Canada? Will you jump off a roof? I hope not, but what will your actions be towards the 2008 decision. IF you are for McCain, maybe you will just grab a beer and celebrate with your fellow McCain homies. Post your thoughts here. Let's get it out there.

Become Canadian

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Hey they are on the same continent and a hop away. If McCain is elected, you can bet your Moose Tracks I’ll be up there too (at least for the next 4 years.) Plus, they have free health care. The winters are a little harsh, but that can’t be any worse than if John were to be elected.

Create a Riot

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I’m getting my stink bombs, laser swords, and gas mask ready. Watch out McCain, if you are elected things are going to get pretty smelly.

Build a House on the Moon

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Somehow you could figure out a way to get to space, maybe become an astronaut. Then you could build a little house up there and live in solitude. Of course you’d have to figure out the logistics, but it’s definitely an option. I think we may end up here eventually, so why not get a head start?

For those for McCain

If you are a McCain fan, don’t take offense. You can post your comments here too!

Start an underground movement

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My fellow freedom fighters and I will build an underground network. We will prepare for the day when we take back the White House for the people!

added by mattfriedinNY about 1 month ago

Fake my own suicide

Because I don’t actually want to die, and I’m not suicidal, but if McCain wins, I’ll sorta want to die, in which case since I don’t actually want to die, I’ll just pretend to kill myself. Like Harold did, in Harold & Maude. Hey, we all have our own ways of dealing with depression.

added by Juliette about 1 month ago

MOVE TO AMSTERDAM

added by Chelsea about 1 month ago

Become a Meth Addict

If McCain wins, it’s a safe bet the economy will continue its downward slope and I will never work again. Chances are, my friends will continue to be laid off in droves and soon there will be enough of us to form a posse of bored overachievers. Naturally our boredom and lack of funds will lead us to Meth and eventually a life of bad skin and selling off random household appliances in order to keep our methy lifestyle in tact. Anybody want to buy a Wii remote??

added by Soynugget about 1 month ago

Pay less in income tax and capital gains tax.

added by PhilHarding about 1 month ago

The Same Thing I've Been Doing

I will continue exercising my Bush, McCain and God given right to move jobs and wealth out of this country, so vote-on hockey moms! Oh, and could you move a little to the right? I’ve got some trickle-down for you.

added by fatcat about 1 month ago

  • Prance around my neighborhood in my hometown until i get arrested—hey, its a free meal and somewhere to sleep.
  • kill a fatted calf to El Shaddai.
  • gamble all of my savings away on hummus stock.
  • kill a sheep for Yahweh.
  • kill a goose for Adonai.
  • burn said animals on a sacrificial pire.

added by goigri about 1 month ago
Gin Daisy

I react to most negative situations in two ways: go for a bike ride or get all domestic. Since it will be a bit brisk come November, this means a McCain win will send me straight to my cookbooks, specifically a drink-mixing one considering the circumstances.

added by aliciak about 1 month ago
 

Go Crazy and Shave your Head

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Hey Brittany did it. I figure I’d make some sort of statement if I shaved my head too.

If it's oldness you want:

Black male him with this SNL video.

Stick Your Head in a Hole

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Ignore the situation. Sometimes this might seem like the best solution to a situation you tried to vote against.

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i’ll be celebrating with my friends. there’s nothing you can do to stop it! the straight talk express is on its way to your home with the truth!   

added by podcaster about 1 month ago

Hide out in a bunker

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If McCain wins, I (unfortunately) predict riots and looting. So, I’d be hunkered down with plenty o’ provisions while lunatics go beserk all over the country.

added by mswen about 1 month ago

Admit it John, you are the underdog

Cheerio!

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I will invoke my British citizenship and make way for England. And if I get sick of Gordon Brown, I’ll just defect to France.

added by Elijay about 1 month ago

Pine for the days when I had income and capital gains to be taxed.

added by Head about 1 month ago

It depends on how bad the economy gets, no matter who wins. If worse comes to worse, I’d go with my fiancee back to Argentina or maybe Uruguay. At least their economies are more used to the ups and downs. And just think – that 200 dollars I have in savings or the 20 dollars I now have in my 401K would equal mucho dinero in either country! I could live big!

added by brianp about 1 month ago

Pray that he doesn't croak in office

the Palinator is too scary a thought

added by ElGuapo about 1 month ago

I'm moving to a village & raising sheep!

If McCain wins, I have already decided that I’m going to cash out what’s left of my employee profit-sharing & use that whopping 4 digit number to buy a ranch in a village in Nagorno-Kharabagh or neighboring Armenia, and raise sheep & goats & live as a shepherd (well, the female version…sheep herderess?) OR, a less smelly option, I will move to canada & finally be able to afford/attend graduate school…probably for less than I paid (and am still paying) for my undergrad degree. I wont look back, I tell you. If McCain wins it will be the first sign of the coming demise of this country.

added by sounik1 about 1 month ago

Cry Baby

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I’ll be crying like a baby. If McCain wins, my middle ages are going to suuuuuccckkkkkkkkk!

added by MadeleineVictoria about 1 month ago
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