If McCain Wins What Will You Do?
by Coffee Slut
16 contributors - October 09, 2008
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I am constantly hearing that this country is going to h**ll if John McCain wins this Presidential Election. My question to you is, if McCain wins, what will you do? Will you move to Canada? Will you jump off a roof? I hope not, but what will your actions be towards the 2008 decision. IF you are for McCain, maybe you will just grab a beer and celebrate with your fellow McCain homies. Post your thoughts here. Let's get it out there.
Become Canadian
Hey they are on the same continent and a hop away. If McCain is elected, you can bet your Moose Tracks I’ll be up there too (at least for the next 4 years.) Plus, they have free health care. The winters are a little harsh, but that can’t be any worse than if John were to be elected.
Create a Riot
I’m getting my stink bombs, laser swords, and gas mask ready. Watch out McCain, if you are elected things are going to get pretty smelly.
Build a House on the Moon
Somehow you could figure out a way to get to space, maybe become an astronaut. Then you could build a little house up there and live in solitude. Of course you’d have to figure out the logistics, but it’s definitely an option. I think we may end up here eventually, so why not get a head start?
For those for McCain
If you are a McCain fan, don’t take offense. You can post your comments here too!
Start an underground movement
My fellow freedom fighters and I will build an underground network. We will prepare for the day when we take back the White House for the people!
added by Matt Fried 10/09/2008
Fake my own suicide
Because I don’t actually want to die, and I’m not suicidal, but if McCain wins, I’ll sorta want to die, in which case since I don’t actually want to die, I’ll just pretend to kill myself. Like Harold did, in Harold & Maude. Hey, we all have our own ways of dealing with depression.
added by Pewpewpew 10/10/2008
Become a Meth Addict
If McCain wins, it’s a safe bet the economy will continue its downward slope and I will never work again. Chances are, my friends will continue to be laid off in droves and soon there will be enough of us to form a posse of bored overachievers. Naturally our boredom and lack of funds will lead us to Meth and eventually a life of bad skin and selling off random household appliances in order to keep our methy lifestyle in tact. Anybody want to buy a Wii remote??
added by Soynugget 10/10/2008
The Same Thing I've Been Doing
I will continue exercising my Bush, McCain and God given right to move jobs and wealth out of this country, so vote-on hockey moms! Oh, and could you move a little to the right? I’ve got some trickle-down for you.
added by fatcat 10/12/2008
- Prance around my neighborhood in my hometown until i get arrested — hey, its a free meal and somewhere to sleep.
- kill a fatted calf to El Shaddai.
- gamble all of my savings away on hummus stock.
- kill a sheep for Yahweh.
- kill a goose for Adonai.
- burn said animals on a sacrificial pire.
added by goigri 10/13/2008
I react to most negative situations in two ways: go for a bike ride or get all domestic. Since it will be a bit brisk come November, this means a McCain win will send me straight to my cookbooks, specifically a drink-mixing one considering the circumstances.
added by aliciak 10/13/2008
Go Crazy and Shave your Head
Hey Brittany did it. I figure I’d make some sort of statement if I shaved my head too.
Stick Your Head in a Hole
Ignore the situation. Sometimes this might seem like the best solution to a situation you tried to vote against.
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i’ll be celebrating with my friends. there’s nothing you can do to stop it! the straight talk express is on its way to your home with the truth!
added by podcaster 10/09/2008
Hide out in a bunker
If McCain wins, I (unfortunately) predict riots and looting. So, I’d be hunkered down with plenty o’ provisions while lunatics go beserk all over the country.
added by mswen 10/09/2008
Cheerio!
I will invoke my British citizenship and make way for England. And if I get sick of Gordon Brown, I’ll just defect to France.
added by Elijay 10/10/2008
It depends on how bad the economy gets, no matter who wins. If worse comes to worse, I’d go with my fiancee back to Argentina or maybe Uruguay. At least their economies are more used to the ups and downs. And just think – that 200 dollars I have in savings or the 20 dollars I now have in my 401K would equal mucho dinero in either country! I could live big!
added by brianp 10/13/2008
Pray that he doesn't croak in office
the Palinator is too scary a thought
added by ElGuapo 10/13/2008
I'm moving to a village & raising sheep!
If McCain wins, I have already decided that I’m going to cash out what’s left of my employee profit-sharing & use that whopping 4 digit number to buy a ranch in a village in Nagorno-Kharabagh or neighboring Armenia, and raise sheep & goats & live as a shepherd (well, the female version…sheep herderess?) OR, a less smelly option, I will move to canada & finally be able to afford/attend graduate school…probably for less than I paid (and am still paying) for my undergrad degree. I wont look back, I tell you. If McCain wins it will be the first sign of the coming demise of this country.
added by sounik1 10/22/2008
Cry Baby
I’ll be crying like a baby. If McCain wins, my middle ages are going to suuuuuccckkkkkkkkk!
added by MadeleineVictoria 10/27/2008
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Tonight AP said polls 50/50 and McCain gets more bad news coverage. Dah!. Well I will buy everyone a beer at the next Hockey Game if I am there. Like Mr. Obama is like well spoken but he seems racist against whites to me-like his negatives are aimed at McCain followers as picking a guy out of touch. McCain is more in touch than most think. Bad pic up there though. He has America in touch and man he loves is Country. Palin is hot, smart, great speaker..good dresser.
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you should do oen asking what people will do when obama loses. i’m joking of course you should do one one what would we do if obama wins?
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