What Would Get You Fired As Miss California??

Speaking Out Against Marijuana

I’m pretty sure she’s be gone as fast as she could say “Therefore such as I don’t believe in smoking the Mary Jane.”

Tell Donald Trump His Hair is Ugly

I guarantee if you ask the Donald what is up with his hair or try tugging at it a bit, you will be fired as Miss California and will probably somehow die some mysterious death. Scary. Like his hair.

Blaming Swine Flu on the Spanish

Maybe? I don’t know, even though this is a clear lack of basic geographic understanding while revealing the speaker to be a totally ignorant bigot, I don’t really think it would get her fired.

I mean, in our recent history, look at who we put in the presidential office for a second 4 years.

Being In That Kind of Nude Picture

You know, more of the action-oriented kind?

I Guess "Not Showing Up For Events" Was The One We All Missed!

It’s official, on June 9th, Ms.Carrie Prejean was canned from her “job” as Miss California.

She couldn’t hold down her schedule or make appearances, according to the statements of pageant officials, which got her fired.

Don’t worry, Carrie. Your Miss California spirit will always live in our hearts.