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Community What Do You Want on Your Tombstone?

Started by @ubreeWYATTsmith | 7 contributors
updated about 1 month ago

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Death isn't funny. Not at all. But Halloween is fast-approaching and we're all feeling a bit ghoulish, aren't we? So, to quote the frozen pizza commercials, "what do you want on your tombstone?" (Or what do you fear?)

Here Lies @WYATTs

“A pretty nice person over the years, as long as you adjusted for inflation…”

Here Lies @WYATTs

“Survived by two rabbits and a dog.”

Here Lies @WYATTs

“Her handwritten will requested cremation but young folks don’t read cursive anymore”

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Here Lies @WYATTs

Said she finally figured out the God thing but forgot it the next day. Never did have a very good memory…

The Town Hypochondriac

A funny tombstone

Okay, I’m not a hypochondriac, but I can’t think of anything as of yet. I DO know that I want something that will make everyone laugh. Or some literary quote. Perhaps a combination?

added by aliciak about 1 month ago

There’s plenty of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success.

added by Nick Cobb about 1 month ago

Here Lies @WYATTs

“TTFN…”

Scrabble Tombstone

Fri Oct 17 07:31:58 2008

For a better view of the words, just click the image.

added by Nick Cobb about 1 month ago

My Funeral Song

One song, and only one song, will be sung at my funeral: “Night Moves” by Bob Seeger.

added by mattfriedinNY about 1 month ago
 
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Grave Concerns

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Why do famous people always get to have funny tombstones? I’m all for the humorous tombstone. I would definitely want to make people laugh instead of making them cry at my funeral.

added by Elijay about 1 month ago

Here Lies Chelsea:

BAMF.

added by Chelsea about 1 month ago

Video Tombstone

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With this product from Vidstone, my tombstone will play a continuous loop of ABBA videos and my all-time favorite movie, Army of Darkness. To eternity!

added by JayFerris about 1 month ago

Here Lies Matt Fried

“He was the best thing that ever happened to you.”

added by mattfriedinNY about 1 month ago

Cupcake Grave

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Do they make gravestones shaped like cupcakes?? I couldn’t find one, but I’m sure it can be done. If not, you can just write “Please leave cupcakes” That’s all.

added by Susie about 1 month ago
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