Peculiar Lip Balm Flavors

I kid you not...

Someone must have thought it was not bad enough that Cheez-Its automatically leave an orange film upon one’s lips. And I think it must have been my high school lab partner who always sported said orange film.

Buttered popcorn flavor.

Almost as gross as buttered popcorn jelly beans.

This must be a prank...

Order “chicken poop,” “monkey fart,” “cat pee,” and “dog poo” balm off Amazon. Just so you can tell me how it really smells.

More cereal lips...

This one isn't too weird, but I just couldn't resist!

The cutest lip balm dispenser in the known universe!

I can never remember what Sex On The Beach tastes like...

Probably because the only sober people who order them are hairy Polish tourists that used to come into the restaurant I worked at last year.

Yum! Tastes like narcotics.

Oh, wait. Gene Simmons has never been drunk or high.

Even MORE cereal lips!

But you can get your marshmallow fix HERE:

Another nominee for cutest lip balm dispenser.

MMmmmmm. Cookie dough kisses.

Pancake flavored?

Speaking of nerds...

I wonder if PBR lip balm gives you stomach cramps the next day too.

Bacon lip balm: Why am I not surprised?

For when you’re trying to get your vegetarian boyfriend to break up with you.

Somehow I think this one tastes like high-fructose corn syrup.

Danger, do not eat.

If Cheez-Its don't pack enough of a punch...

…That Chester Cheeto. He always gets the ladies. Think you can swoon him with this new hot product?

No, no! Don't put that one on!

This is a total Inspector Gadget must.

Definitely had this one...

…And it was less than a year ago. No, really!

You can't pick out the marshmallows when it's in gloss form, though.

Turn your watery lip color to wine.

I think I might eat this one.

Snow man flavor is intriguing...But reindeer flavor? Not so much.

Nerd flavored.

Perfect for a romantic food fetish date.